Good for you! Here's your all-inclusive guide to your very own thread that will be sure to rustle some B-Net jimmies. 1)Pick your topic- This is very important and lucky for you I've complied a few very good topics: -Atheism/Religion -Femininazi BS -Gay Marriage -Religion -Destiny (#Destiny) -Abortion -Did I mention religion? 2)Title- This is what will hook the reader, so the more offensive and ignorant it sounds the better. Ex."[b][i]All Atheist will burn in hell![/i][/b]" "[b][i]Trump this Homos![/i][/b]" 3)The text- In the bulk of your paragraph you need to convince your readers that you think you know what you're talking about. Be sure to cite evidence from only the finest second rate sources like Fox News. Also be sure to provide arguments that only work from your point of view and are otherwise fallacious. Side note: if said fallacies are noticed, respond by repeating your original statement with increasing aggression. 4)Hashtags- Don't let the Flood know you're joking. Even if you aren't, make sure they buy in that you are 100% legit. 5)Comments- Do not let up with your vicious assault on anybody who's dares challenge your intellectual superiority. 6)Edits- Edit your way out of any errors you may have made. Also: Edit1:Wow! 100 replies! Edit2:200! Let's keep it going! Edit3:300? Don't stop the abortion train! /\ | These get you all the hoes. And that's it! You should now have thousands of salty replies for your well thought out thread! Alternate method: post pron, beware of ban hammer tho.