If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Well, we often look toward the plygmathric theorem for the answer, but this case is special. If the mokey's wooden leg is hollowed or still a log, then you would have to check the density of said leg. The egg time divided by the day time times the estimated time of the egg hatching will give you the reactant side of this chemical equation. Now the product is dependant on the pickles mass plus the square root of its volume. The equation can be written as such: [spoiler]8====D That is all thank you for your time.[/spoiler]