It was the summer of 63 and the LSD was telepathic. It spoke to me, it said "a blotter on the eyes opens a third one up." I thought well shit havin three eyes is better than one. So I did what the voice said and I asked when I'd be able to see. The voice reappeared, it said "lift up your arms, point them into the direction you want to go." At that stage of my life I was sleeping upside down in closets, you know, things you did back then before you knew it was bad for ya. So I pointed upward. The next 36 hours felt like an eternity. I traversed the canyons of different dimensions, until I was trapped. I was at a crossroads in the devils lair. I reaches out to the voice I said "I don't wanna see this no more, I wanted to go to heaven, not hell." The voice replied, "you pointed downward idiot you were upside down in your closet."