To start your career in possible the most pointless and unimpressive thing humanly possible follow on of these simple steps Pathway 1:- Pathway one consists of pure satire, try doing it in the other forum section but make sure you brag about it here, otherwise no one will know of your genius. Continue to do this everywhere pissing everyone off. They will begin to love you for it. Pathway 2:- This one requires your brain, sorry 80% of you. Make thoughtful posts regarding anything from stories to light taboos, if executed correctly you'll be in in no time. But make sure you do it regularly or you'll become obscure and forgotten. Pathway 3:- This is possibly the easiest of the three, make half-brained borderline autistic posts daily. Make up to 5 a day and hope it gets attention. If not continue to spam until people give into your spam. Expect hate and muting. So there you have it, three easy ways to win the floods heart, happy posting flood! - Mucca, that guy no-one really notices. Xx