For valentines day, I always make my girlfriend grow her leg hair for a few months, starting in mid-November. On the 14th of February, I lay her down on the bed and then I spoon feed her exotic seedless fruits, and roasted nuts. When she's all ready for me, I start to suck on each of her leg hairs one by one until they fall off into my mouth causing me to gag and choke. I don't stop until I cough up 7 clumps of hair. It's my favorite holiday.