Lol at most of that, but if you're really thinking of eating them, make it clean. Just get a butcher knife, sedate it or something, then lob it's head off in one clean stroke. Then make sure you skin it well, then cook them over an open fire. Together of course, they should at least be together in the afterlife.
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I'm definitely not going to kill them. That part was a joke.
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[quote]so at night they make a horrific and ungodly noise that sounds something like how I'd imagine Gary Busey does when he has an orgasm.[/quote] Then what was this? Your proof of research into the life of Gary Busey?
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No. That was a serious statement coupled with an assumption of what I think Gary Busey sounds like mid-ejaculation. A gravelly screeching sound with a hint of serial killer.
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There's no way you could say that with serious intentions. You're weird ha.
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Shut up, I am not.
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So are OP, and so is your...*checks first post* sister, so have fun with them.