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8/23/2013 9:19:31 PM
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My sister got two sugar gliders.
Pic for those of you who don't know what a sugar glider is. Because I didn't before now and I'm assuming most normal people don't.
So they're basically cute rats with bushy tails, but you [i]apparently[/i] have to have two of them or they die of loneliness or some shit. Also, they're nocturnal, so at night they make a horrific and ungodly noise that sounds something like how I'd imagine Gary Busey does when he has an orgasm.
So I'm wondering, if any of you has experience with these assholes, what is the best way to kill them and make it look natural? Also, follow up question: can you eat them?
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1 ReplyYour sister has sexy hands
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When I was little I played hide and seek with my hampster and lost it for five days. It's a good thing I didn't have a cat. Hint hint. ;)
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[quote]but you apparently have to have two of them or they die of loneliness or some shit[/quote] Thats kind of indescribably horrible.
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Dead god its so cute!!
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2 RepliesThey're so cuuute! And tell your sister that I love her manicure.
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D'awww!
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3 RepliesThey're awful pets apparently... they are wild around where I live now because owners set those little hellspawns free.
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It's not a rat, it's a relative of the opossum, and it can glide like a flying squirrel. The night time barking won't stop, they're nocturnal. Poor excuse for a house pet, but the 'cute factor' makes people watt them despite how much noise they make and that they can make a bad smell. They don't move very fast, sooooo, got cat?
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6 RepliesLol at most of that, but if you're really thinking of eating them, make it clean. Just get a butcher knife, sedate it or something, then lob it's head off in one clean stroke. Then make sure you skin it well, then cook them over an open fire. Together of course, they should at least be together in the afterlife.
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1 ReplyD'aaaw! I want one, I want one, I want one! I just want to pick it up and scratch behind it's wittle ears... and... d'aaaaw!
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^^MFW [quote]you [i]apparently[/i] have to have two of them or they die of loneliness or some shit. Also, they're nocturnal, so at night they make a horrific and ungodly noise that sounds something like how I'd imagine Gary Busey does when he has an orgasm.[/quote] I haven't laughed this hard all day
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2 RepliesLock each of them in a separate room and test that loneliness theory.
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I almost bought one recently, but couldn't find any. Fast forward to today, I found out that you can get them on Craigslist.
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[quote]at night they make a horrific and ungodly noise that sounds something like how I'd imagine Gary Busey does when he has an orgasm.[/quote] Oh my god. I'm fucking crying.
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3 Replies[quote]So I'm wondering, if any of you has experience with these assholes, what is the best way to kill them and make it look natural? Also, follow up question: can you eat them?[/quote] Not cool man... Not cool...
