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8/5/2013 8:37:03 PM
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Found a dildo, slept over at friends houses for 2 weeks, and avoided her for another 2.... Just said hi today
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Maybe she likes to pretend it's you. Would be awesome if she used it when you were asleep and you woke up to it.
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Why is that bad? If she needs it....
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It was the state at which it was found
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Telleh meh moar.
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And I'm Gina throw up now
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What state was it? cmon.
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Sticky
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Since when are vaginal liquids sticky?
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Wrong hole
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Since when is poo sticky? Never felt it, but is it? And why did you pick it up in the first place? AND WHY DID YOU FEEL THE SHAFT?
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It was in a box in my parents room, identical to the one my mom tries to hide my phone in... I reached in to grab it, and well ran like shit [no pun]
