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Edited by IchEsseKinder:
8/5/2013 8:26:10 PM
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[NSFW] Time to buy my own tablet..........
Just used the "family" iPad to google search a calculator. I type in "C" in the search bar and curiously looking at the history results it comes to my attention somebody has been watching porn. More specifically creampie, anal, and dirty talk.
Yeah, my 11 year old brother uses the thing to watch YouTube videos and Minecraft and that leaves only my mother and father. My father had a little snip-snip down under a few years back so highly unlikely it was him.
Anyway I had the deepest poker face look and calmly placed the device back down to in-turn to vigorously scrub my hands and post this experience on teh flud.
Share times you found sexual tracks left behind your parents. or even times where you walked-in (have my own story but will save for later)
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4 RepliesEdited by iGraviton: 8/5/2013 9:05:26 PMI was on the family iPad, and wanted to look up the Seahawks schedule for this year. I saw that someone was on amazon, so I opened a new tab as to not disrupt their browsing. In the already existing tabs, I find: [REDACTED] At first I was pretty grossed out. But then I realized someone in my house has been holding out on me with that [REDCATED] account, so I was kinda pissed off.
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Edited by Thunda: 8/5/2013 9:15:49 PMA vasectomy doesn't decrease your sex drive, numbnuts. And don't discount your brother, kids are getting hornier and hornier every generation. It could be any of the three, or even more than one of them.
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5 RepliesThat's interesting Tell me more, OP
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I bet your 11 yr old brother looked that up.
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1 ReplyBITCH HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WERE MADE
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9 RepliesA neighbor of mine printed pornography on my printer once, when he didn't realize that the wireless printer he used wasn't his. It was awkward. He moved away.
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One time my friend was playing on my laptop. I fell sleep then awoke the next morning to find that he google milfs and free sex videos and all my tissues were gone.
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The snip snip doesn't make him non-functional. It just means he shoots blanks.
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Only if his whole bag was removed, your father would go free. Oh, and what about incognito?
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12 RepliesFound a dildo, slept over at friends houses for 2 weeks, and avoided her for another 2.... Just said hi today
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3 Replies[quote]My father had a little snip-snip[/quote] Dude, a vasectomy doesn't take away your sex drive. It just makes it so that sperm cannot leave the testes through the penis.
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I found my sisters vibrator... In the bathroom. Didn't shower for 3 weeks. [spoiler]Okay, I showered, but it was awkward.[/spoiler]
