{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Orange Dragon:
1/22/2016 12:21:18 AM
4
>is eight
>bullied by psycho redneck assholes
>I decide they need to get their asses kicked
>digs through basement
>materials needed: expired bug spray, thumbtacks, and nerf guns/darts
>I cut the tip off nerf darts, superglued the thumbtacks in place, and coated the dart/tack in old bug spray (30 year old bug spray)
>assholes come as they always do
>I spray the darts onto them.
>The darts hurt them
>they run away
>they get a really REALLY bad rash a day later and are bullied by kids in the school. It was -blam!-ing blistery and shit. Funny when it isn't you
>rekt
English
-
That sounds amazing. You're gonna be some sort of CIA agent or some shit. That's seriously badass.
-
It was fun, but I'm probably going into either automotive or computer engineering. I'm fifteen now though and this was when I was eight. Those two rednecks ended up going to juvie like three years later lmao.
-
You are my hero
-
Edited by Orange Dragon: 1/22/2016 12:18:45 AMSecond, probably a painting I made as an art project in second grade, but describing that would make me sound completely crazy. I don't remember exactly what was on it, but I have hanging it in my attic
