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Edited by Popes Long Arm:
1/19/2016 7:05:45 AM
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Share you weirdest childhood creations
Mine was this robo-turret arm I made for my teddy bear when I was 6. I loved my stuffed animals and I treated them like my friends, but I was starting to get interested in action movies/videogames as well. So naturally, when I pretended my teddy lost his arm, I gave him a better one that could kill my other not-so-loved stuffed animals. I was too lazy to take it off, so he just stayed a badass forever. Just recently found him in the attic and laughed at my young self.
So, feel free to share any weird, abominations you've created, such as drawings, stuffed animals, poisonous concoctions made from household chemicals. If you don't have a picture a story about it is fine.
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So when I was 10 my bro and I were lords of our property. Our only rule? No ants will survive! Needless to say we invented some creative killing methods. Eventually, we crafted an acid out of motor oil, bug spray, Windex, bleach, soda, and various plants. This stuff would scorch your hand. We perfected it until one drop could kill any ant it touched in 3 seconds or less. We killed a lot of ants with that stuff.
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I made godzilla monsters out of knex. They were pretty big too at least 2-3 feet tall.
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16 RepliesMy parents threw away all of my childhood stuff lol. I used to send my stuffed kangaroo "to space" with balloons and a paper cup. I was so stupid. Eventually it landed in a lake. Kipper died a hero.
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3 Replies14 y/o creation...still count? Anyway, got my hands on a condom. Wrapped in a towel filled with lotion, put it between box springs and mattress. Had my way with it. Best home made p*ssy ever. I should patent that idea.
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4 RepliesEdited by albinomachina: 1/22/2016 2:26:37 AMWhen I was a kid (maybe 10 or so?) there was this dog in our neighborhood that would always chase me and me friends when we rode our bikes. Eventually, my friend Bryan got tired of it, so he went to his house and got some duct tape, a butcher knife and a broom and crafted a home made spear. Later that day, he used his little brother as bait and stabbed the dog with it. It was one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my life. [spoiler]True story[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMe and a buddy Tried to make motorized roller skates called "AT's" (from one of my fave animes). Didn't workout to well lol
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3 RepliesI flooded the bathroom, knocked down the Xmas tree, ate all the candy canes, and clogged all the sink and toilet drains all in one day.
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6 RepliesI made a "Spartan" helmet for a project in middle school. The batteries in the lights still work, amazingly.
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2 RepliesSamNog, lord of the internet I was young and all it was was a photo shopped cup of eggnog on my head with googly eyes and very luscious lips.
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Earth. [spoiler]I am Gawd. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMy daughter
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2 RepliesAh too many lego shit to name [spoiler]I was actually really good[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI made the best lego bases around. I had watch towers, Mech Warriors, guards, tanks, helicopters, jets, etc. But I also had a little brother who liked to have his way with my army while I was at school.
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2 RepliesLmao, awesome. I tried making a time mechine out of a broken Nintendo Entertainment System. Let's just say my hamster got electrocuted... [spoiler]jk about the hamster[/spoiler] [spoiler]not kidding[/spoiler]
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Childhood is bad mmmkay
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2 Replies[spoiler]12 years old[/spoiler] I somehow got a nerf gun to spray flames.
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2 RepliesOnce I tilted a Asian symbol on its side it's still used today
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1 Reply(Not exactly a creation, but...) I used to have supposed "sleepover parties" with all my stuffed animals (I had Donkey Kong, Wario, Alex the Lion from Madagascar, Mikey and Don from TMNT, a monkey from Build-A-Bear, and a puffle from Club Penguin), where I kind of did things like all the stuffed animals all had their kind of voice (in English....), and I just went to sleep with them all next to me.
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1 ReplyThat is one badass Teddy bear!
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I made a spear when i was 7
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4 RepliesEdited by Orange Dragon: 1/22/2016 12:21:18 AM>is eight >bullied by psycho redneck assholes >I decide they need to get their asses kicked >digs through basement >materials needed: expired bug spray, thumbtacks, and nerf guns/darts >I cut the tip off nerf darts, superglued the thumbtacks in place, and coated the dart/tack in old bug spray (30 year old bug spray) >assholes come as they always do >I spray the darts onto them. >The darts hurt them >they run away >they get a really REALLY bad rash a day later and are bullied by kids in the school. It was -blam!-ing blistery and shit. Funny when it isn't you >rekt
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1 ReplyThat's beautiful, he looks amazing. I'll take a look around and see if I can find something.
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Everything Lego
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2 RepliesWhen i was 11 this neighborhood kid and i made a deadly concoction. You know those rockstar coolers you see in convenient stores? Well we filled one about a third with water, then proceeded to put some disgusting substance in it everyday. A half decomposed rabbit, feces, cleaning chemicals, and other random shit we could find. We did this everyday for about a month until we had created the most rancid potion of death. We ended up pouring it all over some guys front porch ( cooler had wheels ) he was a douchebag. Well we got caught, needless to say i was -blam!-ed and i never saw that kid again.
