When I read this I imagined a ton of top lvl players jumping into the fray and having a blast. However, I also imagined that this event happened on a Saturday, and all of the guardians jumping up and down once the voice announced the incoming event. As soon as the event dropped all of the guardians would run towards the mobs of darkness and once halfway there they would hear slow falling footsteps and stop to look where it was coming from. Out of his two day hide away would come Xür, slowly padding towards the center of the tower. Once he gets to the center of the clearing, he'll slowly turn his body towards the minions of the darkness. With his left hand he will pull out Hawk Moon, and with his right he'll pull out The Last Word. He'll ever so slowly aim both hand cannons towards the hoards of enemies and then will do something so terrifying it sends shivers up my spine just thinking about it. He'll smile. With a speed rivaling that of a 17 year old running away from a busted frat party, he'll have dozens of tendrils shoot of his robes, all holding exotic weapons. Right in front of him one tendril will hold the Vex Mythocast and a lowly dreg will see it and whisper, "That stupid gun is so brok-" But he won't be able to finish his sentence, because Xür only let's words of praise for his wares fall upon his ears(?). The rest of the hoard will stand still looking down at the unfortunate dreg, not daring to move an inch. Finally a Praetorian in the back with a voice that probably sounds better than Dinklebots will bellow, "Retreat!" Unfortunately for them, Xür is the only one that gets to make an uneventful farewell. (and have a couple people complain about it) Xür fires all of his amazing weapons and the Bad Juju at the helpless masses of unsuspecting evil doers. In a brilliance of flashy bullets and heaps of dead bodies- the shear number warranting a look at the T rating of the game- it's all over too soon. Xür puts all of his weapons away and goes back to the hallway from where he came. At the entrance he turns around, and slowly raises one fist. The guardians erupt... all except the warlocks. Xür raises his brow, and pulls out a pair of Sun Breakers. The warlocks start to boo, some yelling slanderous names. He pulls out the Vex Mythocast and points it out into the crowd... Silence. He puts the Vex Mythocast back and holds the Sun Breakers high into the air. All of the Guardians erupt into whoops and cheers. He puts the Sun Breakers away and looks towards Rahool. He puts up a hand as if to wave and Rahool mimics him. He turns his palm around and gives him the bird and keeps it up as he makes it back to his home away from home. By the time he gets back to his spot, the applause is deafening. Edit [spoiler]Thanks for all the likes and encouraging comments.[/spoiler]