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Edited by Speaker:
2/15/2019 5:54:56 PM
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BATTLE POST 1 (CLOSED)
THIS IS AN ACTION POST- MISSION: DEFEAT AOD THE ELDER ASPECT
Do not spam multiple attacks- Do not reply with more attacks until the GM responds with the result.
[b]Aod's HP[/b] 0 Defeated
[quote]The Offtopican Military radio's ahead... There is great controversy over wether the ground forces or the air force will lead the main assault... They advise that you slow the beast with any means necessary to give them time to prepare an attack.
A prevailing Wind has slowed the Beast. Now is the time to ATTACK![/quote]
BEST OF LUCK!
COMMENCE_ATTACK
Update: The vicious attacks of Toaster have created a small (comparatively) hole on the top of the beast. Darkwight has discovered that the beast has pustules filled with corrosive fluid. The BEAST using the same tentacle that swallowed crucesignatus attacks the mech burrowing into it's mass.! Look out toaster!
Update: Oh the Offtopicanity!!!! Several Offtopicans have been swallowed by the beast!!! Crucesignatus, A square Trout and Pencilsnake all lie in agony in the beasts gullet!!! When will it end??
UPDATE: suddenly in the distance the growing rumbling of armor takes shape a massive next gen Metal gear possessing Tactical Nukes and flanked by hundreds of Tanks Appears over the Horizon!!!!
The Metal Gear, Fires its ballistic weapons furiously as a volley of damage from the armies of offtopica do over 9,000 DAM! The beast reels from the attack But wait what's happening, Pieces of the beast are falling to the ground, NO not pieces, CREATURES! Hundreds of them! THOUSANDS!!! AN ARMY OF ARACHNIDS CHARGES THE BATTLEFIELD!
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The minions of Aod overwhelm Narnia's Army, they are being Pushed back! and worse yet Ronins Tethers are beginning to break, one by one they begin to snap.
Update: The heroic forces of Narnia figth valiantly! Casualties have been minimized!
Narnia Forces 9,730
Aod's Bug army 3,130
Narnia forces kill rate:Excellent the route is on!
Rest in peace soldiers your death is not in Vain!
Update: the Armies of Aod are breaking! The Narnians are routing the enemy forces! The Spiders retreat at high speed to the mass of Aod, Chaos! Out of the Sky, a jumpship streaks a word on the cockpit window, Espresso. The Jumpship releases objects to drop onto the battlefield below, INCOMING BUFFS!
The pilot waves before streaking off into the sky.
7 resupply drop pods have landed on the Battlefield. But there are still Bugs everywhere! You must kill at least 3 to reach your drop pods
TE HEART OF AOD HAS BEEN RIPPED OUT BY TOASTER- THE BEAST IS WEAKENED! ATTACK NOW TO DEFEAT THE DEMON.
THE BEAST HAS BEEN VANQUISHED STAY TUNED TO #BOSSBATTLE2019 for the resolution
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9 RepliesEdited by JestingWorm697: 2/15/2019 5:41:52 PMI just slap AOD with a book that says eat your vegetables. The book is made out of bone.
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1 ReplyEdited by LJShafer: 2/15/2019 5:13:43 PMAn idea strikes me, I slow time once more and quickly run towards the heart to grab the man before he is imminently destroyed by the other heroes
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Seeing that Solargeo is ready to do something and that Toaster is looking anxious, i jump as far back as I can, back to where WeirdScience's forces are bringing my knights with me
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The Strange man is in the Heart!
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3 RepliesI summon three ascendant primeval knights and throw as much solar light I can at the heart
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11 RepliesEdited by Solargeo: 2/15/2019 4:48:32 PMI open the cockpit and use my Technomancry to Manually Aim the rail cannons and fire at the heart.
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5 RepliesI realize that something is amiss. These dark forces don't seem real, just the little details that made me wonder. I decide to jump back to where i was, and engulf myself in solar light, enough to push back Aod's corruption and hopefully reawaken myself
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3 Replies[spoiler]Seeing that Toaster has fatality injured the monster, I pull back my troops on the field to a defensive position, I arm the Metal gear with more mini nukes and fire it at the monster to help Toaster finish it off. As for the remaining spider army, I call in Airstrikes with my ultimate (the giant gas bombs) that blanket the field and eats away at the enemy armies flesh.[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesApologies for my late arrival. To where shall my most destructive services be deployed? Who is the ranking officer?
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3 Replies*I draw my dual flintlocks and fire at the three Arachnids blocking me from a resupply drop.*
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9 Replies*From underneath the beast I rip and tear my way to the heart*
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Are our round 2 attacks on this thread as well, just in a different reply like this?
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[spoiler]am I supposed to reply here?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHow exactly does this work?
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2 RepliesEdited by Garen Sol: 2/15/2019 10:31:51 AMWhat’ll happen if I having Aod a nice firm handshake?
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Edited by Toaster, Kell of Bathtubs: 2/15/2019 6:54:06 AMI blast it with infinite armaments Edit: I also call people who would usually never fight together to fight the beast together
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I hang back with my Crescent Rose, sniping many enemies, and waiting for my time to “take care of them”
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2 Replies[spoiler]Alright, I set mortars in the back firing at the front line of the enemy army, they are full of flammable gas and toxic if breathed in.[/spoiler] [spoiler]While that volley occurs Spartans, Warthogs gunned by marines, and a few tanks prepare to launch a counter push (there goal is to buy time)[/spoiler] [spoiler]The other tanks fire at the gas when it lands to make it set on fire.[/spoiler] [spoiler]The other marines and engineers start to dig in to defensive positions setting up trenches, sniper nests, and barbed wire. Out in front they set mines and other traps (Weirds personal favorite, gas mines that are acid to flesh but do not cover much surface area).[/spoiler] [spoiler]Air unites prepare for bombing runs and strafes after the gas bombs land.[/spoiler] Question, is the Metal gear Mech under my control?
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2 RepliesI'll send in MTF squad Raid-9 "Bug zappers" to resist the large insects while I have my team analyze for weaknesses in the main target.
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11 RepliesTo stop the advance of the spiders, I bring my throne realm down and consume all of our armies and Aod’s, even consuming him. I immediately increase the size of everyone to match the size of the giant insects
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12 RepliesIMMA FIRING MY CHEST LAZER BLARRRGH! I do so in a swipping manner from the front of the Hoard as I then begin to fire the CIW machine guns at the hoard. (also May I pull out my Beam saber and put away the other rifle as I do so?)
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13 RepliesI will hang back and block with both my swords. Not doing any damage this round.
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1 ReplyI rain hellish fire and bullets upon Aod.
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8 RepliesI fire the last curse at Aod.
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13 RepliesEdited by WiErDScIeNcE11: 2/14/2019 4:44:10 PMAlrighty then... [spoiler]Weird, picks up a spartan laser and starts blasting it from a far...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWAIT! They all have to land on the traps first 😏
