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2/2/2016 9:10:06 PM
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Post pick-up lines.
Give me your worst![spoiler]Mine is "What's your favorite color?"[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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4 RepliesI'd drag my dick across a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie.
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On a scale of America to North Korea, how free are you tonight?
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There is something beautiful in your eyes ............. it's my reflection. Hey baby, i'd give you one ................. out of 10. Hey, want to dance ...................... off you go then, I want to talk to your friend.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hey bby yu won sum fuk
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"Girl are you a whale cuz we can humpback at my place" ba dum tsk
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Get in the -blam!-ing car.
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4 RepliesEdited by MonterAjaCk_: 2/3/2016 7:17:59 PMThe word of the day is legs. How about we go back to my place and spread the word. [spoiler]＜￣｀ヽ、 ／￣> ゝ、 ＼ ／⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `（ ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) ／ > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´” [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWanna go back to my place for pizza and sex? ....No? What....you don't like pizza?
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Bump for later
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It's POKEMON PICK UP TIME Ayy girl you make my metapod use harden. Do you work at a day care? Because I know what'll go on in there...
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1 ReplyHere's a twenty.
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Are you the daughter of a lumberjack? Because when I look at you I get wood.
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3 RepliesHey, wanna -blam!-? [spoiler]quality pickup line[/spoiler]
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Hey girl, do you work at a computer store? [spoiler]because I think you just upgraded my floppy disk into a hard drive [/spoiler]
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1 Reply____________ \0/ | /\ Best pickup line of 2016?
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5 RepliesI know you're probably used to dinner and a movie, how about you be my dinner while we make a movie.
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5 RepliesMy love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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1 ReplyI'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
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"Oh it looks like you dropped something" *What?* "Your standards, wanna have a date?"
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1 ReplyEdited by milkman1024: 2/3/2016 5:35:04 PM"Are you a pokèmon? 'Cause I wanna Pik-at-chu." ;)
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If you were a potato, you'd be my favorite potato [spoiler]Me flirting[/spoiler]
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My [b]d[/b]ick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
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1 ReplyMe: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Her: Um... No there is 26 Me: Oh yeah I forgot U R A Q T Her: Thats only 25. Me: You will get the D later. [spoiler]Not mine but I thought it was funny [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyPokemon one Are you an ether, cause you get my PP up. (b•-•)b
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8 RepliesEdited by Art Vandelay: 2/3/2016 12:25:22 AMThere's about to be only seven planets left after I destroy ur anus. Do u work at subway? Because u just gave me a foot long. Did u grow up on a chicken farm? Because u sure do know how to raise a cock. I lost my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your butt is outta this world.
