I've survived countless wars, wiped out hundreds of innocents on Mars, and have successfully learned how to make scarves. Ask me anything.
Edit: yes, I know I'm fat.
Edit 2: I am very busy so I will answer your questions later, or I won't. On of the two.
English
#Destiny
-
Swap weapons?
-
Can I form an alliance with you
-
Can use please go back to your empire and not destroy us all, please?
-
Necrobump
-
Are your caballs cabal sized?
-
800 pounds and highly militarize. Boy you dudes are some chunky turtle
-
1 Reply
-
2 RepliesI make YouTube videos
-
2 RepliesHi Mr Cabal, can you explain this? http://youtu.be/h8RKNwrigrM?list=UUJ50sDHoPiHqddgzWXhlEpA In the middle of a patrol to, naughty Cabal.
-
Why did you bring a Tank in space?
-
Hello fellow cabal
-
Bring your empower to us fatty
-
Where's your friend Jeff?
-
2 RepliesEdited by Kiyyaahh: 11/16/2014 11:03:30 PMWhy does it take me longer to kill valus than it does to kill the tank? What's the point of a tank if a commander in armor is stronger? edit: you have phalanx shields that can stop rockets, golden gun bullets, and warlock hadokens. Why not just cover the tank, or valus, in those? Edit edit: do you ever plan on driving those interceptors you have sitting around? Why would a "highly militarized" race not only waste the resources to bring interceptors to Mars, but allow them to be used against you so many times? Did you ever think of taking the keys out of them when you're done?
-
1 ReplyWhy do your heads make a popping sound when headshot?
-
How the hell do you keep pushing me all the way across the map with a shield
-
Can I call you cabal the bill?
-
8 RepliesSHOW ME YOU FACE. WHY DO YOU ALL DIE LAYING FACE DOWN. WTF
-
3 RepliesIf the Princess makes a bagel but is upside down in space does the airplane go moo in Salem?
-
Edited by SubtleInternal: 11/17/2014 4:45:03 AMDo you guys know Nemesis?
-
Wat do cabal babies look like ?
-
*snipes cabal*
-
Does cabal likes anal
-
3 RepliesHow do you phalanxes have the power to melee me into a wall at 100 mph and kill me no matter what level I am?
-
12 RepliesWhat's a Herp plus a Derp minus a Herp divided by a Derp multiplied by two?
-
Do You really wear your penises on the back? HAve your women beards? If you start shaking a vex really fast, is it a vi(x)brator? Where are your balls? Do you pilot the strike tank alone or do you have tiny little slaves doing that for you? Is your mama proud of you that you are a tiny little conquered?