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Edited by KvotheTheFlame:
10/31/2014 10:31:57 PM
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free blacksmith shader for funniest joke
Whoever says the funniest joke gets it! You have til tomorrow 5 pm (or around that) eastern time
-edit- id like to say destiny jokes me laugh harder but if you see one used don't use it but any joke will do I've seen some good ones XD
-edit- it's over winners name is annoying to spell but you know who you are Congratz
English
#Destiny
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BOO!!! YOU SUCK!!!! (now that i think of this i am the only one that gets it...)
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Two women were sitting quietly...
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Poop. *drops mic*
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Two muffins were put into an oven to be heated. One muffin says, "Is it just me or is it hot in here" The other muffin replies, " Ahhh! A talking muffin!"
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The story.
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[i]Fu.ck you[/i] [spoiler]Best joke ever :D[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy do pizzas hate Jews so much? Because when pizzas are put in ovens they don't scream.
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The blacksmith armor shader...
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A skeleton walks into a bar orders a beer and a mop.
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4 starving white girls are starving , they pass Starbucks and get a pumpkin spice latte then they go to chipotle their fee is 40.00$ and they can't afford it, the manager came in and said GET THE HELLL OUT MY CHIPOTLE DAMN BROKE BITCHES!
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Well a titan walks into a bar and orders a glass of whiskey. Then a hunter comes in and orders the same thing.the hunter sees the Titans massive bulge and got turned on. Soon the hunter flirts with the titan. The titan asked for sexual intercourse when they got to the motel Fred busted in and said FUCCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSSY! [spoiler]can I receive the shader now dad?[/spoiler]
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*Destiny* all the joke you will ever need
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2 Men walk into a Bar, 1 Ducks =P
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Why should we stop making 9/11 jokes? [spoiler]its just plane wrong [/spoiler]
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have you heard about the new horror movie about constipation? [spoiler]of course you havent, it hasnt come out yet[/spoiler]
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What's the one exotic weapon that makes every guardian bend over and take it without complaint? (Hint: the cryptarch's favorite) [spoiler]The Dildo of Destiny! [/spoiler]
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Why did the money fall from the tree? [spoiler] because he was shot [/spoiler] Why did the banana fall from the tree? [spoiler] because it was stapled to the monkey [/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhy did the chicken cross the road?
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i has it already :s
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2 RepliesSpanish word of the day: Ebola ( Spanish accent ) He went bowling and Ebola perfect score.
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Edited by onemoretry: 10/31/2014 7:41:49 PMA man walks into the bar says to the bartender I need 6 shots. Bartender looks at him and says I says sir you can just come in here in order 6 shots .... what do you want to drink. Guy says I don't really care 6 shots... just make it well tequila. Bartender serves up six shots. The guy quickly downs two of them. Bartender turns to him and says... man from the sound and look of things you're either celebrating our mourning as the guy jam 2 more shots down his throat. the guy returns the stair to the bartender says you know just not sure yet as he takes his fifth shot. Bartender response.... well i have been doing this a long time I've heard all kinds of stories I'm sure I could help you out so what happened... Guy stares back at the bartender says well as he takes a shot had my first blow job today. Bartender smiles says well that's cause for celebration ! let me buy you another shot. The Guy gets up and starts to leave and says you know if the first six didn't get the taste out of my mouth I doubt the 7th will.
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Edited by Ferin: 10/31/2014 7:35:48 PMDestiny..... Shader plz
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What do you call a Spanish baptism? Bean dip.
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My anaconda don't want mine unless you got Ebola Hun
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The game's "story"
