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Edited by KvotheTheFlame:
10/31/2014 10:31:57 PM
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free blacksmith shader for funniest joke
Whoever says the funniest joke gets it! You have til tomorrow 5 pm (or around that) eastern time
-edit- id like to say destiny jokes me laugh harder but if you see one used don't use it but any joke will do I've seen some good ones XD
-edit- it's over winners name is annoying to spell but you know who you are Congratz
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyThere were these ducks floating around minding there own business and blowing bubbles when a boat ran them over, so sad. When the first duck got up to the gates in heaven the gatekeeper asked the duck, "Awwww poor duck what's your name, and what happened to you." The duck replied, "Quack, and I was just floating around blowing bubble when a boat came by and ran me over." The gatekeeper said, "poor duck please go ahead into heaven." Then the next duck came by gatekeeper asked the duck, "Awwww poor duck what's your name, and what happened to you." The duck replied, "Quack-Quack, and I was just floating around blowing bubble when a boat came by and ran me over." The gatekeeper said, "poor duck please go ahead into heaven." When the third duck came by the gatekeeper said, "Awwww poor duck let me guess your Quack-Quack-Quack?" The third duck said, "No I'm Bubbles."
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Edited by BL00D5TA1N3D: 11/1/2014 2:43:33 AMA girl walks in the room and asks her father "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" The father replies "Because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head". Her sister walks in and asks her father "Daddy, why am I named Lily?" Her father responds with "Because when you were born a lily petal fell on your head". At that moment the 3rd daughter walked in and says "daduy wy um ay naymed..." Her father quickly says "[b]SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!"[/b]
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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? [spoiler]the only difference is that I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage...[/spoiler]
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What is the difference between Bungie and an elevator? [spoiler]the elevator will let you down for free[/spoiler]
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her and tell her to get back to work. I'm know, I'm a horrible person.
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10 year lifespan. Gimme my whatever it is.
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This game
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1 ReplyEdited by Hsawaknow: 10/31/2014 7:21:54 PMA baby seal walks into a club.
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If you look at the back of your game case you'll spot my answer. Rich cinematic story....... I don't know if I win or Bunjie should.
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What does nelson mandela have in common with paul walker?[spoiler]they both died at 95[/spoiler]
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When is there not power in numbers?[spoiler][/spoiler] when there are 7 million of you and you're all jewish
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1 ReplyEdited by R0NI IV: 10/31/2014 7:34:42 PMYour mamas so fat: [spoiler]she whistles bass. [/spoiler] Your mamas so fat: [spoiler]she was taken over by a small band of rebels and is now known as "The Republic of Your Mom".[/spoiler]
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? [spoiler]because then they would be bagels[/spoiler]
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A family walks into a hotel and after they check in the father walks back to the man behind the counter and says "I sure do hope the porn is disabled" The man replies"it's just regular porn you sick f*ck!"
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Edited by joker: 10/31/2014 8:23:50 PMI was walking home one day and i spot a kid standing in front of my garage. I was curious what he was plotting so i hid behind a bush watching him. I saw him reach in his school bag. He pulled out a 20 inch black dildo and started swinging it against my garage trying to break in. So i ran up behind him and .....
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An guy sees an old man walking a dog. He walks up to the old man and says "that's a beautiful dog, what's her name?" The old man then replies "what's that flower you call with the red bud and a green stem with thorns?" which the man replies "do you mean a rose" the old mans eye light up "yes that's it!" The man then turns to his wife and says " Hey Rose what's the dogs name again?!"
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How do you circumcise a redneck? [spoiler]You kick his sister in the jaw.[/spoiler]
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A bit of a long one but funny.. A man was at a nude beach laying out reading a newspaper, when all of a sudden he sees a little girl out the corner of his eye. The man covers himself quickly with the news paper , the little girl walks up to him and ask hey mister what's under that paper, the man thinks quickly um ummmm. My birdy he replies she says okay and walks off. The man falls asleep when he wakes up he's in the hospital with doctors and police asking him what happened. He asked what's going on where am I police said you're at the hospital they ask him what's the last thing you remember he goes I was on a beach tanning then tells them about the little girl then he fell asleep. The police ask what does she look like , the police then find the girl on the same beach they question her about the man , asked did you do anything to him she says, no but when he fell asleep I came back to play with his birdy and it spit in my eye so I broke his neck cracked his eggs and set his nest on fire..
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Edited by Plattitudes: 11/1/2014 5:31:58 AMA man and his wife just get done doing the deed. Wife hops in the shower while the man lays naked and relaxed watching tv on the bed. As his wife gets out of the shower and puts a towel on, there's a knock at the door. Since her husband is still naked, she says "I'll go grab it". She goes downstairs and opens the door. It's their neighbor Bob. Bob sees her in her towel and is speechless. He says "I'll give you 800 bucks if you drop your towel right now". The wife thinks about it and comes to the conclusion 'yea, i could use the money and I don't have to tell the old man'. She drops her towel, and as promised, Bob hands over 800 bucks. The wife heads back upstairs and as she walks in the room, her husband asks "Who was at the door?" "It was our neighbor Bob" she replies. Husbands responds angrily "Did that bastard give you the $800 bucks he owes me?"
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so, yeah.
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Destiny has a great story. #Joke
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1 Replyyour character walks up to the queen ands says "Whew! I just spent the whole day hiding every chair I could find!" She replies with "why?", to which your guardian says, "so the only place you can sit, is on my face!" Dat booty tho.
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Destiny's story
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BOO!!! YOU SUCK!!!! (now that i think of this i am the only one that gets it...)
