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Edited by KvotheTheFlame:
10/31/2014 10:31:57 PM
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free blacksmith shader for funniest joke
Whoever says the funniest joke gets it! You have til tomorrow 5 pm (or around that) eastern time
-edit- id like to say destiny jokes me laugh harder but if you see one used don't use it but any joke will do I've seen some good ones XD
-edit- it's over winners name is annoying to spell but you know who you are Congratz
English
#Destiny
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10 RepliesWhat's the difference between a large pizza and a black guy? The pizza can feed a family of five
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a sleep walking nun[spoiler]a Roman Catholic (roaming catholic)[/spoiler] What do you call an insomniac dyslexic atheist[spoiler]someone staying up all night questioning the existence of dog[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesA pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel tucked into the front of his pants. The bartender tells the pirate, "Wow. That looks like that hurts." The pirate replies, "Argh, it drives me nuts."
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1 Reply"We are making destiny to last for 10 years."
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1 ReplyCall of Duty:Ghost
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2 RepliesA man walks into a bar [spoiler]Ouch[/spoiler]
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We here at bungie are designing a game where players will never be bored, always have something to do.
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[b]Last night I stood outside my best friends window after he failed the raid. He needed a ride to get some food and calm down after failing at atheon .( his team quit after failing twice). So i took a flashlight and shined it at his window and he just looked down from the second floor where i was standing. He texted me saying what the hell? So i texted back. You have succumb to the oracles. He was pissed. [/b]
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1 ReplyGuess what? [spoiler]Chicken Butt[/spoiler]
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Alright, I'll bite, here's my fav three. Why is Virgin Mobile the official provider of the Vatican? [spoiler] Immaculate Reception [/spoiler] What's invisible and smells like carrots? [spoiler] Rabbit Farts [/spoiler] Three men are traveling down the Amazon, an Englishman, a Frenchman, and an American. Four days into the trip they're captured by cannibals and held at spear point outside the chiefs hut. The chief walks out and addresses the men. "At dawn we make canoes of your skin, you have any last request?" The Englishman points at his pack, "I want my gun." The chief waves his hand and a tribesman pulls a small revolver from the pack and hands it to the Englishman. He looks around, weighing his options, then sighs, straightens up, puts the barrel to his head and says "Long live the King!" And pulls the trigger. The chief turns to the two remaining men. The Frenchman points at the Englishman, "I want his gun." They hand him the gun. He looks around, snorts in contempt, puts the barrel to his head, "Vive la France!" And pulls the trigger. The chief turns to the American, who simply says, "A fork" The chief blinks, "A fork?" The American nods. The chief shrugs and waves to a tribesman, who pulls a fork from a pack and hands it to the American. The American immediately starts stabbing himself in the chest shouting, "To hell with your damn canoe!" :P
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Holy shit man you got hella comments!
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3 RepliesHow many members of the bungie community does it take to change a light bulb...[spoiler]1000000. One to change the lightbulb and the other 999999 to complain that the lightbulb is too OP and needs nerfed[/spoiler]
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Destiny's story.
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Does my son count as a joke
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What did the titan say to the hunter? [spoiler]Nothing, he just pointed, waved, and danced[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesThere is a hunter, a warlock, and a titan on a plane. The pilot tells them the plane is too heavy and will crash if they don't dump unnecessary cargo. The hunter throws some sapphire wire off the plane and he says there is too much of that were he is from. The warlock throws off hadronic essence and says that he has too much. Then the titan throws off the hunter and says there are too many of those were he comes from.
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Edited by SWOLEPILGRIM: 11/3/2014 7:31:47 AMI would crack one but all I got is yolks...
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1 Replya bungie dev is making a hotfix for destiny, he makes a positive contribution
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2 RepliesThe funny thing is I have the blacksmith shader so I know it was only available til the end of September so I know that you more than likely don't have a code.
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The joke here is Destiny's storyline XD
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4 RepliesLol Why dont you just copy and paste their name?
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Mum, why were you and dad wrestling naked on the sofa last night? Oh we weren't wrestling, we were.... Um.... Making cakes. Yes that's it we were making cakes. Oh okay. *10 minutes later* Mum, you know you were making cakes last night? Yes dear? Well I just licked the icing off the sofa
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28 RepliesI felt bad for 9-11 family victims so I decided to host a fun game of jenga with them [spoiler]9-11[/spoiler]
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but the lightbulb has to really WANT to change.
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2 RepliesA titan, a hunter, and a warlock are walking through the desert on Mars and they find a magic lamp. The titan rubs the lamp and a genie pops out! The genie says, "I will grant you three wishes. One for each of you." The titan says, "I want glide for me and all the other titans." The genie grants his wish and the titan glides off into the distance. The hunter says, "I want a one hit kill melee like the titan has for me and the other hunters." The genie grants his wish and the hunter goes charging away. The warlock starts throwing grenades at the genie and makes him fall off a cliff. Two weeks later, bungie releases a patch so the genie can't fall off the cliff anymore.
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1 ReplyThere were these ducks floating around minding there own business and blowing bubbles when a boat ran them over, so sad. When the first duck got up to the gates in heaven the gatekeeper asked the duck, "Awwww poor duck what's your name, and what happened to you." The duck replied, "Quack, and I was just floating around blowing bubble when a boat came by and ran me over." The gatekeeper said, "poor duck please go ahead into heaven." Then the next duck came by gatekeeper asked the duck, "Awwww poor duck what's your name, and what happened to you." The duck replied, "Quack-Quack, and I was just floating around blowing bubble when a boat came by and ran me over." The gatekeeper said, "poor duck please go ahead into heaven." When the third duck came by the gatekeeper said, "Awwww poor duck let me guess your Quack-Quack-Quack?" The third duck said, "No I'm Bubbles."
