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Edited by KvotheTheFlame:
10/31/2014 10:31:57 PM
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free blacksmith shader for funniest joke
Whoever says the funniest joke gets it! You have til tomorrow 5 pm (or around that) eastern time
-edit- id like to say destiny jokes me laugh harder but if you see one used don't use it but any joke will do I've seen some good ones XD
-edit- it's over winners name is annoying to spell but you know who you are Congratz
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1 ReplyWhy do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls
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1 Reply4 gay guys walk into a bar and there is only one stool open so how do they all sit down? They flip the stool over
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5 RepliesEdited by aggie2091: 10/31/2014 3:22:08 PMHitler Kills 17 million Deaths 1 -blam!-ING CAMPER
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We shouldn't joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died in it. [spoiler]He fell off a guard tower.[/spoiler]
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Hodor Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor Hodor? Hodor :)
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4 RepliesIt's okay to punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell there parents?
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34 RepliesThree women are discussing their husbands prowess in bed. The first woman says "My husband is an architect. When we make love it's with precision and style" The second woman says "My husband is an artist. Whenever make love it's with passion and flair" The third woman says "My husband works works for Bungie. He sits on the end of the bed and keeps assuring me it's gonna be great when we finally get started"
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Edited by Guardian7318: 11/8/2014 3:17:47 AM"The Worlds Grave, not ours!" Lol best joke ever right?
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5 RepliesWhat's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve
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Deej is the best community manager
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Bungie. Nuf said
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What's the differents between Jesus and a picture of Jesus [spoiler]it only takes one nail to hold up the picture [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDyslexic man walks into a bra
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1 ReplyWhy did Sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]She had no arms[/spoiler] Why did the boy get hit by a truck? [spoiler]Sally was driving the truck[/spoiler] Knock Knock Who's there? [spoiler]Not Sally[/spoiler] What did Sally get for Christmas? [spoiler]Cancer[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDo you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be? Neither did the miller when he left his house that morning.
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Why is it bad to be black and jewish? [spoiler]Because you have to sit in the back of the oven.[/spoiler]
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Wy does the tvs doesn't work on every planet, they don't have a Cabal. Your Cabal mothe is so fat she needs 5 jetpacks to even get out of bed.
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Edited by Alex Grandzam: 10/31/2014 2:55:00 PMHow many Fallen does it take to screw in a light bulb? [spoiler]None. The Cryptarch screws everything.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI had lunch with 2 of my unmarried girlfriends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.. The Mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. My story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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Where would you find a guardian with no legs? Same place he was yesterday hahahaha
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4 RepliesA mans wife is looking in the bedroom mirror. She says "my bum is huge, my arms are flabby, I have a baby belly, my breasts are sagging and I have wrinkles", please my loving husband can you pay me one compliment....the husband looks at his wife and says "well at least your eye sight is good"
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1 ReplyWhat's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds? [spoiler] There is twenty of them.[/spoiler]
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What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend... [spoiler]Wiped his butt![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThree blondes have been trapped on an island for a year when one day the find a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appears. "I will grant you each one wish for freeing me" says the genie. "I wish I was ten times smarter than I am so I can get off this island" says the first blonde. In a puff of smoke the blonde becomes a red head. She spots a piece of driftwood and uses it to escape the island. The second blonde says "I wish I was 100 times smarter so I can get off this island. Again in a puff she becomes a brunette. She spots a sharp stone a fashions an axe that she uses to cut down a few trees. She makes herself a raft and gets off the island. The third one says "I wish I was a million times smarter so I can get off this island" In a puff she becomes a man and walks over the bridge.
