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Edited by DiscTrapG4m3r:
11/30/2018 7:32:46 PM
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The Ultimate Troll *Spolier*
This post contains spoilers about the new trailer that was just released from Bungie. If you don't know what happens then turn away now.
Assuming that the Ghost who found Uldren Sov (US) was indeed Pulled Pork (PP), I can imagine their first conversation going something like this.
PP: Hello there. Eyes up. I've searched for so long and finally found my own Guardian. I couldn't be happier. I have so much to tell you about.
US: Where am I? What are you?
PP: I'm a Ghost. I brought you back to life. You haven't been dead for too long, but none of that matters anymore. You are a Guardian now. One of many faithful soldiers of the Light and protectors of the Last City on Earth.
US: You look like a childrens play toy. What is a Guardian? I don't know know what that is. I don't even know who I am. Do you know my name?
PP: Let's not worry about the past. We can give you a new name. You've got a new lease on life friend. You seem like a...
US: I think I'll just settle on Cayde. That name seems fitting.
PP: Um. I don't think that's such a good id-
US: No time for that little floating camera. You say there are other Guardians? Take me to them at once so that they can meet Cayde!
PP: Traveler help us.
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YOU SAID PP HAHAHAHA
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1 ReplyMy reaction when seeing the trailer “OH COME ON I JUST KILLED THIS GUY”
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1 ReplyWho is pulled pork?
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10 RepliesWhat if Uldren has been a guardian the whole time?
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12 Repliesdoes he remember that he was eaten by voice of riven? or he has a sister?
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3 RepliesI thought pulled pork was our ghost, I'm a little disappointed
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US: I think I'll just settle on Cayde. That name seems fitting. PP: 😰 just when I had found him finally... *guardian down* Bungie: Uldren Sov has been exited properly
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2 RepliesCalling it now, uldrens new name will be Crow, wherebit all comes to a full circle
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2 RepliesThe prodigal armor set may actually reference this event. The hunter helmet flavor text states that a paladin encountered a new person wandering the reef and going by the name Crow.
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Edited by l HyperLethal l: 11/30/2018 4:03:10 PMUldren revived without his memories, though. That's certainly a plus. Right?
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1 ReplyMy guardian:*on patrol sees Uldren* you have gotta to be -blam!-ing kidding me.... My ghost:*looks at PP*out of every dead body in the system you go with him?
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An actual story development!
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3 RepliesI super dig this development actually. Like, I'd super dig if he found out what he had done in the past and went on a redemptive mission to atone. That would be amazing.
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1 ReplyHaha. Then... PP. We have to find a jump ship and get you back to the tower *Finds one* *Gets to the Tower* US. Wow so many people! Ikora. What!?! It can't be!?! How is Uldren Sov back? US. Hi who are you? I'm Cayde. Ikora. *nova bomb* *Ghost revives Uldren* Ikora. Shaxx give me a sword I'm gonna mount his head on his throne.
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1 ReplyIm just glad tgeyre doing something interesting story wise 👌
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8 RepliesAs a guardian, imagine Uldren killing Fikrul.
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1 ReplyCan’t f*cking wait to see how this works out.
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2 RepliesWhile I think this is an interesting twist, my one friend now refuses to play D2 until Uldren dies again or if this leak is false...
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1 ReplyI just can't stop laughing mate... thanks just thanks
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Let me throw my own hat in and say I love it. Adds some serious layers to the story and I hope it’s real!
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18 RepliesIt wasn’t released by Bungie. It’s just some random “leak” that I’d bet isn’t even true
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US: "I think I'll call myself Cayde....yes, Cayde sounds good"! PP: "Bitch, PLEASE"!
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At the city: a guardian named cayde rises through the ranks of crucible, or pve. The vanguard look into this and demand that the guardian reveal himself to them. They realize that it is Uldren Sov. Ikora picks him up and prepares to throw him. Zavala stops her obviously and says that something is different. He gets interrogated but they don’t see his memories and so think that he is pure. They send him out on a mission of he does extremely well. He becomes a spy because of his ties to the underworld of Corus... this isn’t Star Wars. He becomes Vanguard against Ikora’s will. He is captured one day and returns looking entirely normal. But really, Uldren has been told of the evil deeds done by the Traveler. He becomes a double agent and sabotages the Vanguard and Consensus from the inside. When the triangle ships arrive, Uldren blows up entire sections of the wall. The city and its members helplessly fight against the ships, the hive, and cabal who have also conspired with the ships to attack the city. Many guardians are forced into hiding and will not be able to regain control the city. They create a new city though. Some of the guardians turn away from the Light and become dark guardians. They travel to a distant planet that is inhabited with dark beings. They mix and become the current day Sit... forgot this was destiny again. They find powers elsewhere that are much much stronger than their original powers.
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4 RepliesHow everyone imagines it: [spoiler]oh my gosh! Uldren is a guardian and pulled pork is his ghost! Omg![/spoiler] No no no! Bungie I think my plan is much better.(spoilers if I’m right.) [spoiler]some recent MASSIVE battle plan. It was a big battle because it was the one that took down our guardian. Pulled pork, still not able to find a guardian, scans the area when he comes up on your body. After a quick scan you are revived for the first time, for a second time. Pulled pork: eyes up guardian. I’m a ghost, actually I’m your ghost. And I’ve been searching for you for a long time. (If that’s even possible, probably not. What? Can’t I have a backup plan. I have like a lot for when I die. Uldren ghost can always be someone else. The traveler did awake, it should be able to make more. Plus the speaker said in destiny one that he was the travelers voice until it awoke or something like that. Pulled pork should get the greatest guardian. Me!...Us.[/spoiler]
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All I can say is damn if that's a troll they put alot of effort into making it look genuine.
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Edited by Darth Lunchbox: 11/29/2018 7:04:51 PMPulled Pork? Why have I never heard of this before Pulled Pork ghost? I like it though.
