You're not Deej, you're a troll. Stop trying to trick people. Reported for impersonation.

You are honestly strange. What a waste of time. I laughed at this irrelevant stupidity you put out.

- We noticed High RoF Pulses were still useable and therefore overpowered, so we reduced their magazine sizes to 6 (3 with Braced Frame). - In response to complaints about the Truth nerf, we decided to triple it's RoF. - Universal Remote now changes your TV channel when the trigger is pulled. Magazine size reduced to 0. - Sprinting with Jugg shield now deactivates Jugg shield. - Added the intrinsic perk "Wolfpack Rounds" to all Sidearms. - Any special weapon equipped that isn't a sidearm will be deleted from your character on death. - Primary ammo is now lost on death. - Buffed High RoF Autos by 0.002 percent.

Yo guys, Cosmo here. Some stuff DeeJ forgot: -Sidearms were not acting according to their name. All sidearms have been replaced with severed arms that will be attached to the side of your character where they will get stuck on everything and double the amount of snag in the game -We found that some people were upset about sticky grenades. We have altered them so that they can go through walls and even across maps. Radiance now provides super stickies which split into six sub-sticky grenades that automatically attach themselves to everyone on the enemy team and can be detonated at the thrower's convenience -Rockets were deemed too "explosive". All rocket launchers will now attach rocket thrusters to the wielder's feet and cause that player to be boosted off the map -Shoulder charge found to be sub-par and therefore has had it's range and aim assist doubled as well as it's duration made unlimited -It seems some people felt that titan bubbles were not cozy enough. We have added a plush ottoman and some throw pillows to titan bubbles and made them permeable so that your enemies will be able to shoot into them -We noticed a guardian accidentally sparrow boosted off a map that one time. Therefore, we have reduced the top speed of all sparrows to 10 and using your sparrow will now require a safety harness which you can conveniently purchase from Tess Everess for the nominal fee of 8500 silver -It seems the gunsmith orders have not been being properly utilized. To fix this every order will not include a bounty to kill 800 ogres before the order may be collected -We wanted to shine some light on everyone's day so all maps have had the brightness of the sun turned up to 9000. You can buy special guardian shades for a mere 5000 silver from Tess Everess -All streamers have been given exclusive rights to play trials as well as unnerfed Vex Mythoclast and Suros Regime -All guardians will start with 1 bullet for their special weapons. But don't worry special crates will spawn every 15 seconds. Though you will lose special ammo when readying your special weapon or aiming down sights That's all for now guardians. Remember to keep sending me your ideas. That list of things to tell the devs that I'm keeping is totally real and not at all just something I say to appease the community ~Cosmo out

[quote]•All swords have been removed and replaced with glowsticks. [/quote] I'm actually fine with this. Glow stick party inside Ward of Dawn with Hardlight & Sleeper Simulant.

Horrible patch please undo what you have done seriously you have just killed destiny for pve players because of whiny ass pvp morons

"Blink will now turn your TV off" lmao This had me in stitches!

Okay. Let's talk. *slams the door shut, locks it* [b]AFTER[/b] you remove your fingernails and eat them. *hands DeeJ a pair of rusty pliers* As you can see, I'm [i]quite[/i] mad.