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Edited by The Orwell:
12/2/2016 8:55:00 PM
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Close your eyes; when you open them, the first thing you see is your weapon in the Apocalypse.
What is your weapon?
EDIT 1: unless you WANT your weapon to be your phone, set it down before you start...
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#Offtopic
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A combat knife at 8 inches, and a 5.6 foot bo.
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1 ReplyMy cat.
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So... throwing knives
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1 ReplyMy cat...
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4 RepliesThe forums. I think I win.
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Ceiling fan?
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8 RepliesA spatula. [spoiler]With a hydrolic engine and port and starboard attachments.[/spoiler]
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Napkin holder
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1 ReplyAn extension cord
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2 RepliesEdited by Azhidal: 12/1/2016 1:56:35 AMWhat kind of apocalypse Also, candlestick.
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1 ReplyA humidifier for being sick?
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4 RepliesEdited by emo emu: 12/1/2016 2:36:25 AMA wooden pillar. Man, that's gonna be tough to log around.
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2 RepliesEdited by RevenantsShadow: 12/1/2016 12:28:10 AMA coat hanger...... God have mercy
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Vacuum Diagram
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1 ReplyMy wiener
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4 RepliesMy Fiancée? How... why... How would that work?
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2 RepliesA -blam!-ing Cheese Puff... -blam!- me.
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1 ReplyInstructions unclear, dick stuck in zombie
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And empty can of crush soda
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Edited by autimsoid: 12/1/2016 12:11:56 AMMy phone... Obviously. With which I shall blast Jacobs sartorius, causing all zombies to instantly want to hang themselves (assuming this apocalypse is zombie based)
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My computer screen..... [spoiler]I'm screwed.[/spoiler]
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Frying pan
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A towel
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An M4..... [spoiler]I purposly walked to my closet.... I have cheated the system because I can walk around with my eyes closed ik where my closet is [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesA clock. That means [u]time[/u] is my weapon, which means I have [u]time[/u] to prepare.
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An alarm clock
