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Edited by Dotfilled:
9/11/2016 3:16:03 AM
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Most awkward moment you had in front of a girl?
Shit was in middle school and I was going to a private catholic school and they have this "give peace to others" thing where you shake hands with everybody for a few seconds. This girl had her hand out waiting for some on to shake it and...
[spoiler]back in middle school this was a pretty big thing if you had a crush on some girl which the one offering her hand I had a crush on[/spoiler] I went to go shake and she did a 360... I was red as shit trying to play it off by coughing viciously. Apparently she never intended doing that and didn't even notice me going in for a hand shake so that was good in the end.
Middle school was weird as shit
Edit: 180* my bad
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6 RepliesIt involved a plastic bed cover, Anal Beads, and a technique known as a Thai Ripstart.
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10 RepliesI was about 16 at the time and I had a crush on this girl for about 2 years... Anyways I finally got courage to tell her and I go up to her one day and I said something along the lines of: "Hey I think your cute wanna go out some time" and and smiled and looked me in the eyes and said "Nah" leik dis if u cri eryteim ;(
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4 RepliesDude. So back in 7th grade I had the biggest crush on this girl. I usually didn't get any attention from girls back then but for some reason this one wanted to talk to me and that was cool. We were getting pretty well aquainted and I was going to ask her to go to our winter formal together. But one fateful day I had to bend over the the left to get my pencil off the ground (she was to my right) and as my ass was perfectly positioned in her face I accidentally unleashed the most monsterous fart that has ever left my body. She never spoke to me after that.
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4 RepliesDarn well I am a girl
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30 RepliesEdited by KingSlayer: 9/17/2016 6:20:01 AMMy first time asking out a girl... So I had a small crush on this girl. In sewing class (because in grade 8 your required to do Sewing, Cooking, and Woodworking) I asked my friend what I should do and he said ask her out. Then I decided to say "Hey. Lets do Rock Paper Scissors. If I lose I'll ask her out after class.". [spoiler]I lost.[/spoiler] My other friend found out that I was gonna and he said "Yo dude if I beat you in Rock Paper Scissors you gotta ask her our RIGHT NOW.". [spoiler]I lost.[/spoiler] So I had to ask her out. I was super red in the face, blushing, regretting my entire life probably wanted to die. I was like "Heeeeey soooooo you... You... You.. Wa.. Wan...Wan-" and then my friend yelled "HE WANTS TO GO TO THE MOVIES WITH YOU!". I literally froze up. I was dying. Then of course my other friend yelled "HE ALSO WANTS TO GET IT DOWN WITH YOU AFTER THE MOVIE. HE WANTS TO GO DOWNTOWN AYYY.". The teacher yelled at me from half way across the class and said "You can flirt at lunch! Get back to work!". Then she whispered to me and said "Umm. I'll have to get back to you later about it.." [spoiler]She said no...[/spoiler] After we got really awkward aaaaand we stopped talking and I regret it because I'm kinda missing her 2 years later. (im 15 now c:) Maybe I'll send her a text If this gets a lot of replies. EDIT: Texted her. She hasn't replied yet :( But when she does I'll update this post! EDIT: She sent back 2 texts. Literally has not replied. On the bright side 2 other girls have started messaging me. I used to have a small crush on both of them so its like double of what I was going for. ANOTHER EDIT: SHE TEXTED BACK. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JOBS. SHE SAID AHAHAHAHA. I THINK IM IN THE CLEAR.
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4 RepliesI wouldn't call this embarrassing but it was funny. My friend and I were messing with this girl on xbox the other day and she said that she was going to hop off and my buddy responded with "Why don't you hop on this dick" and she replied with "Why don't you hop on back to the friend zone". Rekt
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Far too many too list. Actually, to summarise: [spoiler]My whole -blam!-ing love life.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI was swimming with my cousins (both girls) and one of them had a swimsuit that was a size too big. The top started slipping off, although luckily I looked away before it came entirely undone. She and I laugh about it now, but at the time my face was beet red
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In labor, my feet in stirrups and my doctor ( a female) leans in and looks and then says....." Oh there's PLENTY of room for the baby to come out" Thanks doc.
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7 RepliesWhen I tripped and got a face full of breasts
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2 RepliesOne girl started hitting on me in front of my (now ex) girl friend. So she stuck her hand down my pants... In public... Grabbed my junk... And said "hes mine, back off b!tch" I didnt know what to do... A lot of people were staring and I was slightly turned on... But was really hungry and wanted to eat my sandwich.... So I just said "Love you babe" smiled, and sat down at a table to eat my food... Sandwich was really good though!
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13 Replies>getting freaky on Snapchat with girl >lenny.jpg >she sends half nudes, says P4P >send dick pic >get call from friend >'why is there a dick on your Snapchat story?' >didn't know, 6 people opened it, many more saw thumbnail >one of the people was my very very attractive neighbor >went to school: she made eye contact for 30 seconds straight >profit
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1 ReplyI bumped into my sister's friend and my mashed potatoes went all over her shirt.
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1 ReplyThere seems to be a correlation between embarrassing stories and middle school crushes
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13 RepliesI haven't even had a conversation with my crush, let alone a "moment". Lol I'm so shy
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Too many, Ill name one At work I am a pretty fast guy at work moving constantly sliding across the floors to get from point A to B, running and stuff always in a trace that I need to be as fast at possible. Anyway one of my co workers(is female) is walking around the corner while I sprinting down the hallway and accidently shoved into her than I proceeded to trip on to her [spoiler]I was on top of her for a good 10 secs.... God help me[/spoiler] Welp I jumped off her with lighting speed and picked her up apologizing , saying "I'm so sorry!" " You can like slap me or something I'm am a terrible person". She got up and was saying "what the hell is wrong with you?!" in a intimating voice but she was being sarcastic and said it was cool. I was relieved and went back with day [spoiler]I had a raging Jon the whole time. ..[/spoiler]
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27 RepliesThat title triggered a flashback. However I will not tell. 😏
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7 RepliesThese are probably the most boring stories I have ever read about any topic in here.
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I spilled my spaghetti. Never forgetti.
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To help you understand, I'm lactose intolerant, but I didn't find this out until I was 16. So everytime I have dairy that isn't lactose free I get stomach problems. Cut back to me being 15. In math I sat next to my crush, and one day we were taking a test and the room was dead silent. When I think I twiddle my pencil around and it ended up falling on the floor. That day my stomach wasn't doing well at all and when I leaned over to grab my pencil I let out a giant fart right on this girl. That was awful.
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7 RepliesI burped when I was.... Down there..
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Waiting I. Lone for my teacher to get back to our class, girl I had a crush on puts her whole body weight against me. I collapsed then got really embarassed.
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1 ReplyEdited by Guardian Doshaguma: 9/14/2016 6:47:21 PMWhen I was 16, my crush and I were chatting in school. We'd known each other for a couple of years by that point, and I began to really like her about 4-5 months prior to this incident. We were talking about nonsense, when the bell went to start our next class. We both got up at the same time, and our heads collided. Now, when I say we "collided" I don't mean a simple bump. No, no. [i]She knocked me clean out. [b]For 15 minutes.[/b][/i] I had to be sent home. She was mortified, and so was I.
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I was naked, cold, and had the distinct impression people were watching me. [spoiler]I was born that day[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesSat next to a chick waiting for my room to be ready (was at a hotel) I let a loud obnoxious fart rip, kind of came out of nowhere, was really weird. Long story short, we're married now.
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What is a girl? [spoiler]I cri[/spoiler]
