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Edited by VII:
12/16/2015 9:44:10 PM
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My wife wants me to get buff, what do?
Would a simple morning routine of push-ups and such work? Or should I start going to the gym?
Oh, and just for clarification, I'm not fat, I'm skinny.
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#void
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2 RepliesDo you want to?
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3 RepliesIt is time to man the -blam!- up... [spoiler]and divorce your wife. [/spoiler]
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*Facepalm current woman* Leave Work out Get RIPPED *Acquire better woman* Muscle-y thumbs up Win
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If she wants you tell you how she wants your body to look, tell her she needs to lose weight for you & be thinner
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1 ReplyTell her to fuck off.
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Don't be a wimp and get buff.
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Get fat instead.
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Go ride a bycicle every morning for 2 hours or jog for 1 hour every morning before breakfast. Eat lots of protein stay away from fatty food but most importantly enjoy life.
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1 ReplyGyms are good. You'd probably get more results from going to the gym than working out at home unless you have some equipment at home or know some good exercises that don't require weights. Push-ups are a start but you're probably gonna need more than that.
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Ask Bungie for help they'll make you 0.4% more buff.
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Eat lots of protein, work out as much as possible, stay away from carbs
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Punch that bitch, give her a black eye Jk
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Do what you want, don't let anyone tell you what they want you to do
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Just do exercises in the mornings and at night for about and hour and a half at a time. Push ups, running, squats, sit ups, and stretching will get you in really good shape.
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Don't get buff, just get toned.
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Fat ass
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Trust me start eating healthy and that shi.t will go away fast about being buff women like chocolate too much [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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Bodybuilding.com forums. They'll help you get motivated. [spoiler]we mirin brah[/spoiler]
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Go to the gym 3 days a week, do one hour full body work out.
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Drink bleach builds immunity
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Just have to be consistent in what you do.
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Go to buffusa.com.
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2 RepliesSteroids
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1 ReplyTell her you'll do it if she loses weight.
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1 ReplyTell her to get buff too
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1 ReplyOverdue it, then she'll hate it and go back to your regular self
