Every time on the Raid on Templar/Beyond:
Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: "Don't use rocket launcher straight away, otherwise you'll blow yourself up from the shield"
Level 32s: "We already knew that"
Level 27: *Dies from shield-rocket-blast*
Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: You ----- ------------- -------- ------- idiot and --------- ------ ----- wow seriously you --------- --- *continues for the rest of the Raid*
Level 31 me: *Carve through the shield*
Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: "ROCKETS AWAY!!" *Pause in the swear tantrum* (Level 32 Relic'er takes down Templar shield) *Dies from accidently shooting a wall with rocket launcher*
Level 31 me: "Shoots Templar with MG18A Harm's Way"
Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: I" DEMAND TO BE REVIVED THIS INSTANT YOU ------- -------- ---------"
Etc etc.
*When the Templar dies*
Level 31 squeaker: "DON'T GET THE CHEST, OK. YOU'LL GET BAD STUFF ON THE NEXT ONE"
Level 32s: "We already knew that"
*Everyone gets to the chest except for the poor lost Level 27*
Level 31 squeaker: "LOL, this will be funny" *Opens chest when Level 27 is miles away*
Level 27: * :( *
Level 31 squeaker: "Gets two Ascendant Energy* "WTF STUPID DESTINY --------- -------- --------- YOU ----- ----------- --------*
*Everyone else gets varied rewards like Class items etc, all respectable*
*Gorgon lair, Level 27 accidently dies, squeaker threatens to kick*
Level 27: *Go's to the chest, gets SUROS Regime*
Level 32s: Ooooo, nice one
Level 31 me: Aaahhh, nice one
Level 31 squeaker: --------- ---------- ------------- ----------- ---------- ---------- ------------- --------- --------
*Several hours later, we all finish the maze*
*Jumping puzzle*
Level 32s and Me: *Mastering the puzzle*
Level 31 squeaker: *Keeps on dieing* "WTF NOT FAIR, TITANS GET SHOULDER CHARGE. I HATE DESTINY. HUNTER STILL BETTER THOUGH LOL.*
Level 27: *With help and encouragement, finishes the puzzle*
*The Vault of Glass*
Level 31 squeaker: "I'M GOING TO HOLD THE RELIC BECAUSE I DO MORE DAMAGE THAN ALL YOU LOT OKAY?"
Level 32s: "..."
Level 31 me: "Who'll get the next Relic"
Level 31 squeaker "Who cares? LOL I got Relic though LOL"
*Barely finishes the Gatekeeper*
*The Glass Throne*
Level 32s: *Discussing tactic etc,"
Level 31 me: *Hovering around the 32s, trading a few punches and waves*
Level 27: *Decided to follow us lot*
Level 31 squeaker: "I'M A HUNTER LOL I'M INVINC-" *Shot down by Atheon* "-------- -------- --- DESTINY --------- -------- YOU ---------- -----"
*Level 27, me, and a 32 get teleported, meanwhile 31 squeaker is revived, only because it's harder without him*
Level 32: "I'll grab the Relic" *Grabs Relic*
*Get cleansed, shoot down Oracles*
*Relic guy dies unfairly in a glitch*
Level 31 squeaker: "I'LL GET THE RELIC LOLOLOL" *Teammates die in the background from Supplicants flanking them... when the Squeaker said he would cover their flanks*
*Everybody dies, Restart*
*Happens like this, with the Squeaker screaming at the 27 for all sorts of reasons, until we finally do it*
Level 27: *Gets Vision of Confluence and Timebreaker*
Level 32s: *Get ships, guns etc.*
Level 31 me: *Gets my second Atheon's Epilogue and third Chatterwhite*
Level 31 squeaker: *Get's Gjallarhorn* "YEEESSSSSSSSSS LOLLOLOLOL, I WAS BETTER THAN ALL YOU LOT SO I GOT IT LOLOLOLL I'M BETTET THAN YOU LOLOL"
Everyone else: *Staring in disbelief and rage, not from jealousy, but the fact such a weapon could be handed down to him*
Level 31 me: "So... anyone want to do the Nightfall?*
Someone out there, maybe even more, has had Raid matches like this.
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[quote]Every time on the Raid on Templar/Beyond: Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: "Don't use rocket launcher straight away, otherwise you'll blow yourself up from the shield" Level 32s: "We already knew that" Level 27: *Dies from shield-rocket-blast* Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: You ----- ------------- -------- ------- idiot and --------- ------ ----- wow seriously you --------- --- *continues for the rest of the Raid* Level 31 me: *Carve through the shield* Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: "ROCKETS AWAY!!" *Pause in the swear tantrum* (Level 32 Relic'er takes down Templar shield) *Dies from accidently shooting a wall with rocket launcher* Level 31 me: "Shoots Templar with MG18A Harm's Way" Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: I" DEMAND TO BE REVIVED THIS INSTANT YOU ------- -------- ---------" Etc etc. *When the Templar dies* Level 31 squeaker: "DON'T GET THE CHEST, OK. YOU'LL GET BAD STUFF ON THE NEXT ONE" Level 32s: "We already knew that" *Everyone gets to the chest except for the poor lost Level 27* Level 31 squeaker: "LOL, this will be funny" *Opens chest when Level 27 is miles away* Level 27: * :( * Level 31 squeaker: "Gets two Ascendant Energy* "WTF STUPID DESTINY --------- -------- --------- YOU ----- ----------- --------* *Everyone else gets varied rewards like Class items etc, all respectable* *Gorgon lair, Level 27 accidently dies, squeaker threatens to kick* Level 27: *Go's to the chest, gets SUROS Regime* Level 32s: Ooooo, nice one Level 31 me: Aaahhh, nice one Level 31 squeaker: --------- ---------- ------------- ----------- ---------- ---------- ------------- --------- -------- *Several hours later, we all finish the maze* *Jumping puzzle* Level 32s and Me: *Mastering the puzzle* Level 31 squeaker: *Keeps on dieing* "WTF NOT FAIR, TITANS GET SHOULDER CHARGE. I HATE DESTINY. HUNTER STILL BETTER THOUGH LOL.* Level 27: *With help and encouragement, finishes the puzzle* *The Vault of Glass* Level 31 squeaker: "I'M GOING TO HOLD THE RELIC BECAUSE I DO MORE DAMAGE THAN ALL YOU LOT OKAY?" Level 32s: "..." Level 31 me: "Who'll get the next Relic" Level 31 squeaker "Who cares? LOL I got Relic though LOL" *Barely finishes the Gatekeeper* *The Glass Throne* Level 32s: *Discussing tactic etc," Level 31 me: *Hovering around the 32s, trading a few punches and waves* Level 27: *Decided to follow us lot* Level 31 squeaker: "I'M A HUNTER LOL I'M INVINC-" *Shot down by Atheon* "-------- -------- --- DESTINY --------- -------- YOU ---------- -----" *Level 27, me, and a 32 get teleported, meanwhile 31 squeaker is revived, only because it's harder without him* Level 32: "I'll grab the Relic" *Grabs Relic* *Get cleansed, shoot down Oracles* *Relic guy dies unfairly in a glitch* Level 31 squeaker: "I'LL GET THE RELIC LOLOLOL" *Teammates die in the background from Supplicants flanking them... when the Squeaker said he would cover their flanks* *Everybody dies, Restart* *Happens like this, with the Squeaker screaming at the 27 for all sorts of reasons, until we finally do it* Level 27: *Gets Vision of Confluence and Timebreaker* Level 32s: *Get ships, guns etc.* Level 31 me: *Gets my second Atheon's Epilogue and third Chatterwhite* Level 31 squeaker: *Get's Gjallarhorn* "YEEESSSSSSSSSS LOLLOLOLOL, I WAS BETTER THAN ALL YOU LOT SO I GOT IT LOLOLOLL I'M BETTET THAN YOU LOLOL" Everyone else: *Staring in disbelief and rage, not from jealousy, but the fact such a weapon could be handed down to him* Level 31 me: "So... anyone want to do the Nightfall?* Someone out there, maybe even more, has had Raid matches like this.[/quote] I don't Raid because of stuff like this. My first venture in the VoG was on hard mode and we got all the way to the end and no one explained what to do when you get teleported out. Needless to say I died a couple of times, still nobody was giving me a clue on what to do. All of the sudden so kid starts yelling and screaming at me calling me a idiot and stuff then says f--kyou and kicks me. Wish there were more people like you out there.
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Edited by DsrGGuy: 1/25/2015 2:58:24 PMDude. Get gud. Jk man, there are plenty, you just gotta find them ;) if you have a ps4 you are welcome to hit me up, I have a pretty solid team and always seem to have room for an extra. This, is how teams should be, patient and friendly, unless dealing with squeaker.
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What level guardian are you
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All the time bro, all the time....
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Edited by DeZevil: 1/25/2015 2:14:34 PMI find the storytelling more hilarious than the loot because of how accurate you portray squeakies :) squeakers are like Chihuahuas if you ask me. Makes a lot of noise and acts all tough and mighty but when push comes to shove they hunker down and lets others take the hits, at least in my experience :) I had one fun time in VoG that won't escape my mind though. In contrast to your squeaker story :) Some time ago (late september I think, before the VoG tactics were really set in stone) I was heading there with my team but we ended up one man short cause we couldn't find a sixth guy off our friends lists. Went to Tower and invited randoms. Guy pops into the fireteam after a minute and fills the last slot and the first sound I hear is the familiar high-pitched voice type... Crap.. But I ain't one to kick fellows because of how they sound, even though I knew from past experiences that the youngsters in general are mostly inclined to focus on themselves if sh..*BEEEP!* hits the fan. Decided to give the kid a try and if he turned out to be a liability then and only then would I look for a replacement. So there we went, five of us at 29 and the kid at 28 (this were before Dark Below and thus level cap of 30). Got in, got first chest, went to town with the defending confluxes part. Then comes the Oracles. Starts off good, but hiccups on the semi-last wave and four goes down to Ritual of Negation. Last wave starts and it's just me and the kid still standing and the others on the 30 second countdown. Crap times two... Off we start and takes the first Oracle, then I mess up by double jumping into a Minotaur I tried to escape from and bounces away over the edge. Geronimooo! GUARDIAN DOWN Enough Crap's to get me banned for improper language! And there is the kid left with almost 15 seconds left til the four dead ones can be revived, with Oracle spawning in full swing. And until then he's been doing alright, nothing impressive but totally no dead meat just along for the ride. Gods be damned but the guy went flying left and right and took out every Oracle on his own until the second or third last one, which he shot while reviving one of the dead ones and together they got the final Oracles. Dunno how he survived all that fire. Think three of us got Praedyth's Revenge there and the kid got Suros for it if I remember correctly so the loot system worked for us there. But I personally have bad luck in Crota's End with the drops. Doing it twice per week with my Warlock and Hunter and so far I've only gotten arms and chest for the Warlock and then I keep getting exotics or other items that I already have.
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Child, you are one of my chosen. +1 followers
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Don't even get me started... lol the loot system in this game is gonna aggravate the wrong person at some point XD
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What's with all the hate?? Are 31's the new black?
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I can't stand the arrogant player that really sucks. We did atheon on hard the other day and he a level 32 that was amazing we had two level 30s that never done atheon on hard and the level 32 was teaching them a lot. I mean legitimately teaching. There was. Level 31 that kept getting upset when we would wipe. Once the 30s learned how to properly perform it was the 31 that kept missing the jump to the middle platform or would die to supplicants. Reality is no one is perfect. Especially not you. Have patience and have fun.
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Ive played with a few squeakers and a handful of ass wipes so far.
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That was good reading right there even if I had no clue what your talking about mostly
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Except for the two raids I've done with the two of my friends, and the fact that everyone was 30+, this is what the last three raids for me where like. Man I just hate squeakers who think they deserve everything and think they're the boss of you when you have much more experience ( and skill ) then them.
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If we all joined a clan then all the squeakers would have to join together to Raid! That thought actually gives me nightmares.
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Imagine six level 31 squeakers telling everyone what to do, all the time. And getting Gjallahorn of course!
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*Shudder* Luckily we would all be in our cosy clans destroying the House of Wolves Raid :)
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Oh btw, to answer many questions of the same form, the squeaker was the host. This is shown when he threatens to kick the Level 27 in the Gorgon Labyrinth.
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So the squeaker couldn't of been kicked.
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I personally would've kicked him and/or left once he kept yelling at the 27; of course that person'll have a harder time, they're 4-5 levels lower than everyone else. At the very least I would've told him to shut up.. It was funny to read, though. :D Isn't that chest thing just a rumor?
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I have no idea, being fairly new to the Raid myself (Although I can expertly hold Relic), I just pick up everything people say. I would guess it's probably just a rumour.
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Lol soo true and funny.... Must have taken ages to write
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It wasn't long but it wasn't short. Because I already knew all the details, I just had to write down roughly what my experience with randoms are like.
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Ok u did it well tho :)
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If being a squeaker nets me a gally hell yea. shit only 5 people you Probally won't see again
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[quote]Every time on the Raid on Templar/Beyond: Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: "Don't use rocket launcher straight away, otherwise you'll blow yourself up from the shield" Level 32s: "We already knew that" Level 27: *Dies from shield-rocket-blast* Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: You ----- ------------- -------- ------- idiot and --------- ------ ----- wow seriously you --------- --- *continues for the rest of the Raid* Level 31 me: *Carve through the shield* Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: "ROCKETS AWAY!!" *Pause in the swear tantrum* (Level 32 Relic'er takes down Templar shield) *Dies from accidently shooting a wall with rocket launcher* Level 31 me: "Shoots Templar with MG18A Harm's Way" Level 31 squeaker who thinks he knows everything: I" DEMAND TO BE REVIVED THIS INSTANT YOU ------- -------- ---------" Etc etc. *When the Templar dies* Level 31 squeaker: "DON'T GET THE CHEST, OK. YOU'LL GET BAD STUFF ON THE NEXT ONE" Level 32s: "We already knew that" *Everyone gets to the chest except for the poor lost Level 27* Level 31 squeaker: "LOL, this will be funny" *Opens chest when Level 27 is miles away* Level 27: * :( * Level 31 squeaker: "Gets two Ascendant Energy* "WTF STUPID DESTINY --------- -------- --------- YOU ----- ----------- --------* *Everyone else gets varied rewards like Class items etc, all respectable* *Gorgon lair, Level 27 accidently dies, squeaker threatens to kick* Level 27: *Go's to the chest, gets SUROS Regime* Level 32s: Ooooo, nice one Level 31 me: Aaahhh, nice one Level 31 squeaker: --------- ---------- ------------- ----------- ---------- ---------- ------------- --------- -------- *Several hours later, we all finish the maze* *Jumping puzzle* Level 32s and Me: *Mastering the puzzle* Level 31 squeaker: *Keeps on dieing* "WTF NOT FAIR, TITANS GET SHOULDER CHARGE. I HATE DESTINY. HUNTER STILL BETTER THOUGH LOL.* Level 27: *With help and encouragement, finishes the puzzle* *The Vault of Glass* Level 31 squeaker: "I'M GOING TO HOLD THE RELIC BECAUSE I DO MORE DAMAGE THAN ALL YOU LOT OKAY?" Level 32s: "..." Level 31 me: "Who'll get the next Relic" Level 31 squeaker "Who cares? LOL I got Relic though LOL" *Barely finishes the Gatekeeper* *The Glass Throne* Level 32s: *Discussing tactic etc," Level 31 me: *Hovering around the 32s, trading a few punches and waves* Level 27: *Decided to follow us lot* Level 31 squeaker: "I'M A HUNTER LOL I'M INVINC-" *Shot down by Atheon* "-------- -------- --- DESTINY --------- -------- YOU ---------- -----" *Level 27, me, and a 32 get teleported, meanwhile 31 squeaker is revived, only because it's harder without him* Level 32: "I'll grab the Relic" *Grabs Relic* *Get cleansed, shoot down Oracles* *Relic guy dies unfairly in a glitch* Level 31 squeaker: "I'LL GET THE RELIC LOLOLOL" *Teammates die in the background from Supplicants flanking them... when the Squeaker said he would cover their flanks* *Everybody dies, Restart* *Happens like this, with the Squeaker screaming at the 27 for all sorts of reasons, until we finally do it* Level 27: *Gets Vision of Confluence and Timebreaker* Level 32s: *Get ships, guns etc.* Level 31 me: *Gets my second Atheon's Epilogue and third Chatterwhite* Level 31 squeaker: *Get's Gjallarhorn* "YEEESSSSSSSSSS LOLLOLOLOL, I WAS BETTER THAN ALL YOU LOT SO I GOT IT LOLOLOLL I'M BETTET THAN YOU LOLOL" Everyone else: *Staring in disbelief and rage, not from jealousy, but the fact such a weapon could be handed down to him* Level 31 me: "So... anyone want to do the Nightfall?* Someone out there, maybe even more, has had Raid matches like this.[/quote] Person like that should always get kicked out
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Edited by The First Aifos: 1/25/2015 12:29:38 PM(meant to reply to main post)