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11/13/2014 3:15:23 PM
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Ban all weapons and supers from PvP
I keep on dying from weapons and OP supers in the crucible.... It's happens every time I play!
There for I want bungie to ban weapons and supers!
I'm tired of just minding my own business, trying to start a 6 man dance party on twilight gap when some little s**t has the audacity to shoot me in mah face! I mean the guns are just too violent! And don't even get me started on the supers. Warlocks nova bomb is crazy good at creating death, apparently they can do infinite self-revives now with fire born and do I even need to mention their crazy ranged Jedi slap of a melee attack?
As for titans (they should be called [u]walking tanks[/u]) well their bubble, if strategically placed, can be a real drag! And let's not forget how invincible they seem while doing fist of havoc. They just want to smash stuff all the time, like wtf?
Hunters are the bane of PvP players existences. If you see a hunter in the crucible chances are he wants to kill you in the most violent way possible. Whether it be getting shot by a round that equals the intensity of the sun or slash you to death until your body franking evaporates into white dust.
Everything is too good. I propose that instead of guns they give us all pillows and we can just hash out who is the pillow fight champion of destiny. Instead of melee attacks it should be a "tickle" button where you try to tickle the other person until they can't breath. Instead of supers it should be a bear hug.
Bump this of you agree. To all the haters out there, quit being so violent and hop aboard the friendship train.
*TOOT TOOT* All aboard!
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1 ReplyEdited by polabear21: 11/13/2014 10:25:11 PMThis post has been made too many times to be funny again please stop posting these
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3 RepliesEdited by dayLaroach: 11/13/2014 5:32:48 PMU guys are missing the biggest factor. All the holes and gaps in the floor . Like I was just was just walking off a cliff and died. This has to be fixed. I need to be able to stand in the air and shoot rainbows out of my.....Ya bungie please fix this
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4 RepliesWe should have a Crucible game type where everyone just uses the Sword of Crota.
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11 RepliesThis extrapolating nonsense and so-called satire (such a potent tool in the right hands, now the big plague of our time) has been done a thousand times on this forum, and 900 of them, still filled with fallacies and ignorance of course, were more clever than this.
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Nerf arms in crucible. They are too long and powerful. Make them trex proportion to a guardian and 150% weaker
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put up some red ropes in a square so we can have a boxing match
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Change crucible to one big rock paper scissor party then nerf rock because it's too blunt of an object and scissor cause it's too sharp and make everything paper. But then nerf that because of paper cuts.
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3 RepliesI would like to point out that oxygen is OP and needs to be nerfed.
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5 RepliesI kinda liked the way halo mcc handled pvp. Gave everyone the same choice in weapon loadouts. Wouldn't mind that then iron banner thingy could spice it up by allowing PVE weapons. Too bad halo mcc doesn't feel all that great anymore.
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1 Reply#SlappersOnly
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2 Replies......y
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2 RepliesIf you agree or bump this post you are a weak guardian and deserves to get ass -blam!- by an Axis captain, Xylor the unborn,ALL of the dust giant cabal, And Aethon!
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I do think Supers should be Iron Banner only, but whatever.
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4 RepliesYes...this
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3 RepliesPrivate matches and custom modes are needed so people can just goof off and have fun. All throwing knife Hunter showdown match? YES PLEASE!
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5 RepliesEdited by Taskforcem85: 11/13/2014 3:16:43 PMWe should only be able to dance using the PlayStation eye. Whoever has the best dance moves is allowed to capture a point. The team with the best dancemasters win.
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1 ReplyJust make a play mode where there is a damper on supers. Everyone's happy.
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1 ReplyLet's all face palm each other to death in a new crucible !! EPIC AND I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST ! all hail the turtle ;)
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2 RepliesAlthough your argument is non sense I wouldn't mind a crucible match with nothing but melee attacks.
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6 RepliesNo melee either. Just soft spoken conversations about who is going to win.
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Ban warlocks, hunters, and titans from crucible.
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1 ReplyGood, -blam!- weapons. I like punching things anyways!
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18 RepliesCan you pussys learn to play pvp? If you wernt complete garbage you'd do better
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2 RepliesBest post to date made me laugh hard
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Default loadout for every PvP match: goose down pillows
