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5/19/2014 4:51:39 PM
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I'm going paintballing today.
It's raining, it's a bit cold, and I'm bringing two losers that are scared of pain.
I'm leaving soon though, but lets hear some paintballing stories.
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#Offtopic
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I shot someone in the ear once. It was a good day...
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2 Replies>Tell some lad to take note who is on his team >Game starts >Half way into game >Turn corner >That -blam!-ing 14 year old shoots me >Shot him about 16 times >Get kicked out >Not allowed back there >That rage
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2 RepliesEdited by Mash: 5/20/2014 6:30:53 AMMan I shot so many people today, but the most memorable part of the day was when we fought pretty long to take a large hill. I was the first to the top and I cleared the small building on top and called it down to my buddies that the hill was clear. Two dudes were hiding just barely off the other end of the hill and caught me totally off guard as I'm just strolling the large hill gaining my bearings and lit me up. I dropped on my ass and action rolled like 5 or 6 feet to some tall cover. Amazed that I hadn't been hit once, I took two beautiful shots and gooped them both right in the face. I personally won like 2 or 3 games, but that moment was unbelievable.
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Have fun. Paintball is fun.
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2 RepliesI've never been paintballing before.
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What map are you going to play on? Valhalla?
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2 RepliesWear a cup. I promise you won't regret it.
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Incoming airsoft noobs.
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1 ReplyAirshitter incoming! >Be me >At major airshit field in SoVA >Be in blue jeans, shitty Flecktarn Parka, surplus STABO harness and AK-74 >Everyone else is in their DEVGRU op8erte AOR2/ Multicam >We are getting bottlenecked in near the town >Decide -blam!- this shit yell at a bunch of people to see who's willing to cross a waist high marsh >Only people who join with me are the Armyfags, people in poorfag gear, and me >Cross marsh >Retake town >morale of the story, never doubt poorfags
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Went paintballing with friends and decided it was a good idea to play CTF. We play CTF and both teams are in a stalemate. I say "screw this shit" jump out of cover with my war cry shooting everywhere. Grab flag and get the hell out of doge full sprint towards base. Paintballs whizzing by me like a damn action movie. Capture flag and rustle jimmies of the other team.
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I got shot square in the anus.
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Back when I did woodsball, I was in a game called "extraction" or whatever. Basically one team started off in the woods and had to attack this fort which another team was garrisoned in. the defensive side was in charge of protecting a test dummy which had to be retrieved by the attackers. So anyway I was on the attacking side and about 70% of my team (like 35 people) decided to charge up the front. Realizing the stupidity of a full on assault, I went with the remaining members of my team (15) to flank up the right side. We move up through the tree, being patient and quiet in order to get the drop especially since the full on assault was already going on. We get into position and start our attack and the enemy team had to split their forces in order to fight back my group. So they had us pinned down and there was like 2 of my guys 10 feet out in the open with their only cover being a small boat. I yell at everybody else to push up and the defend the two but they didn't so shit so I went full badass, rushed up to their position, got down, and gave them covering fire so they could move up towards the fort's wall. I then get up and met up with the two, whilst dodging incoming fire, and us 3 shot the defenders that were repelling the main force in order for the guys up on the full assault to rush in and grab the HTV
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2 RepliesI got shot in the knee and right in the face when I went. The one that hit my knee just sort of went *thud* and I didn't really feel it at all. I guess it was a long range/lucky shot or something but ah well. The one that hit me in the face was funny though, it just pasted all over the mask and knocked me back a bit. I had to spend a while sat behind a tank cleaning the visor with my glove before I could start shooting again lol. (Headshots didn't count for some bizarre reason.)
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2 RepliesIdc sorry
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1 ReplyEdited by BSS Lazer: 5/19/2014 5:00:50 PMI went paintballing for my birthday once and a couple of my dads friends came. During CTF against some team of 10 year olds one of the friends borrowed my gun and walked straight up to the flag shouting "Shoot me!" at them while firing at them. he got the flag and shot most of their team.
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Went to CPX and -blam!- faces.
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3 RepliesAirsoft>Finger paint guns
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6 RepliesHave you ever been shot in the dick?
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>Not going the Airsoft master race
