*Dumps pennies off skyscrapers onto crowded sidewalk below* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. That last SHIELD raid cost us our N-Word Pass. Red Skull is not pleased, he really wanted to abuse our freedom of speech on Bungie.net. Our glorious leader has a new waifu and he has had HYDRA pool together our monetary assets to custom order a Nana Shimura body pillow. Baron Strucker is furious because funding has been cut from our Temporal R&D department. Sorry Strucker, this is more important. MODOK has filed a copyright infringement lawsuit against our organization. He claims he owns the trademark HYDRA logo and he did not give us permission to use it. Marketing is currently investigating this claim, it would be really bad if it turned out that HYDRA never made a copyright claim for our signature Red-Tentacled Skull. That's all for now, now it's time to start goosestepping because it's -blam!-ing Monday! [T]7 [T]/ [i][b]HAIL HYDRA!![/b][/i]