Ding Ding Ding(hits glass with fork) To President Ring, Vice-president Furryknight21, esteemed members of the senate, and the assorted denizens of Offtopic, I bid you farewell. Tonight will be one of my last in Offtopic, as IRL things have risen in importance. My flight to Arizona is today, and with it goes several things I need to put away, one such being Offtopic. But I’m not leaving a place that I wasted/spent/enjoyed so much time on without addressing the awesome people that make it what it is. To President Ring, Furryknight21, the cabinet, the chancellor, the Sheriff, and the members of the senate, I wish you only the best in fulfilling your duties. You already know the difficult task in “governing” this place, but anything helps, I’m sure. To President Ring, in particular, I hope the curse may be broken. Cell-3, TR1K, and DǾǾB all fell to it, and I want you to be the first to prevail. And Nil, if you spoke the curse, I shall call down the weather of Arizona on your icey castle. Now to the awesome friends. Now I know some will say this turned into another circle jerk post, but these people made this place a home for me, and it’s only fitting to individually address them before I go. To [REDACTED], thanks for being my friend. I’ll admit, I was a fanatic at first, but I know we can both look back on those days and laugh. I promise I’ll hit you up from time to time. Girraffalope(spelled it right finally), good luck with your concussion. I wish you a speedy recovery, and the perseverance to finish another story. Peaches, I hope we can play together again. The first user I actually talked to with my real voice, and an awesome one at that. Keep flat-earthing! Xombie, the friendly face to everyone, keep on being the cool uncle. You rock, man. Epicperon, I’ll keep in touch. I want to rematch your friend for sure, and I hope we can enjoy Sword and Shield together. Stay frosty. Cmirg and Ronin, thanks for the awesome rp battles. The amount of effort you guys put in was insane, and I hope you can finish the infiltration story as well. Mr. Sheriff, thanks for the drawing. I’m going to keep it as long as I have something that can store it. It will remind of this place and the awesome memories, and I can’t thank you enough for that. I love you guys. To the people not mentioned that I interacted with, I’m sorry I don’t remember you. There’s too many to count, but I want you to know that I still appreciate you. And to the others, especially the few that will comment “Literally whomst've?”, have a great day. So many of you make this place amazing, and I hope you enjoy your day. To the person known formally as Otter, I can only say I’m sorry. I should’ve been more mature. I wish you the best. Ahh, the me part. I shouldn’t be back due to the circumstances, but if I do, I hope to see a few familiar usernames. For now, this is my stop. Thanks guys, keep Offtopic, well, Offtopic. Stay Offtopic, we don’t want to have an orderly stream of discussions. We’re a Flood. Prevent the incursions of Destiny. Hold fast. I propose a toast to the New Offtopic, the bounteous presidency of Ring, and the increased presence of mods that may or may not be a boon. To Offtopic! Your humble and obedient servant, Notorious Zbruh High priest to the [REDACTED] [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]