I was assaulted by 30+ mosquitoes, 15 ticks, 7 beetles, 3 dogs, and a goddamn mother bird in a oak tree.
I hate spring.
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#Offtopic
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3 RepliesIt seems we’re in the same unhappy boat.
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2 Replies“It’s not about money, it’s about... sending a message: everything burns.” -Me when I have to mow the -blam!-ing grass
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3 RepliesI am Allergic to mosquitoes so it really sucks for me. And might want to triple check on the ticks
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1 ReplyMinnesota summers(august) you will blow bubbles when you step outside cause it’s so humid, and the only flies that exist are the ones that have a suicidal fascination with flying into your ears, eyes, nose, etc. [b][i]and there’s millions of them[/i][/b]
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4 RepliesWear a HAZMAT suit.
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1 Replyhttp://www.spiegel.de/pics/79/0,1020,1546079,00.jpg
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1 ReplyWell at least you weren't assaulted by allergies, or were you?
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I once was attacked my miniature ticks. Like 1/8 the size of normal ones. They looked like a mole sometimes
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2 Replies[quote]I was assaulted by 30+ mosquitoes, 15 ticks, 7 beetles, 3 dogs, and a goddamn mother bird in a oak tree. I hate spring.[/quote] Wait until some needy herbalists arrive because their supply of powdered tiger penis has run dry.
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For me it's only the mosquitos.
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1 ReplyYou were assaulted by: 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pair tree!
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2 RepliesMake sure it was only thr 15 ticks. Triple check that shit. If there's more, I'd just go ahead set myself on fire.
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