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[quote]Many of you out there probably believe Destiny is just a toy for kids. You don't know how -blam!-ing wrong you are. Destiny was designed for elite athletes, CEOs, and arch-bishops. Kids merely adopted the game, we were born in it, moulded by it. I've dedicated my life to Destiny. I'm the only truly certified grand master of Destiny; 3 time defending world champion WWE belt holder of Destiny. So I believe I'm the only one truly qualified to tell you that Destiny is a man's sport, a man's man's sport. I was once a boy who became a man thanks to Destiny and also natural ageing. Do you wanna know the difference between me and a child? I'm 22 -blam!-ing years old, children are usually under 12 depending on what criteria you're gonna use to classify someone as a child so think about that shit next time you see me torpedoing down a slip-and-slide sailing at an atom splitting 68 miles per hour going straight into a -blam!-ing brick wall of manliness. How do I stay in top physical form becoming this athletic specimen that scientists can't even fully understand? Well it's all thanks to my work out and diet regimen now it'd make even LeBron James shit his pants. I wake up at 4 am everyday , I drink 3 raw eggs with the side of pancakes with nails sprinkled on top and also a glass of straight uranium, I then grab my favourite Controller: the triple XL gold-plated 25 pound weighted Air-Cutter supreme-extreme maximum turbo overdrive spagooter with pump-action assault-grip as well as extended magazines and a silencer, I've even customised this bad boy with a laser dot sight with a green finish as well as further modifications including hydraulics, 3D printing capability as well as doubling as a fax machine. This is a gadget straight out of MI6, this is right brewed up from -blam!-ing Q laboratories- he used to make gadgets for 007 now he's making Destiny Mods for me. Do you still think this is a fad for kids you -blam!-ing troglodyte? Well I guess if that's how you wanna spin this story, but for me I know the truth, I know that this game was made for men and I've mastered it. I live and breathe Destiny. So go ahead, play your boring traditional sports like football and baseball. I'll just be here like a diss-jockey spinning it. Hugh! Sorry about that, just had to dodge another vagina that was just tossed at me, it's not easy being the grand master of Destiny. TL;DR I thought Destiny was a dumb trend, but then I tried it. I felt the rumble, I felt it in my heart, I felt the rush of a good game. It changed me. I got this game ironically, but I was wrong. Its amazing, I'm smarter, more productive, more focused at work, a simple task is now much better. Outsiders dont get it, they dont get us. I'm not saying were better but were more open minded and probably smarter. I love this community, and I love this way of life.[/quote]

WHAT AM I

[b]I CAN'T WAIT FOR DESTINY 2 IM REALLY EXITED FOR IT!!!![/b]

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!

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[i]...hey little mama lemme whisper in your ear...[/i]

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