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2/6/2017 4:29:01 PM
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What the hell
Okay, I'm signing up with the marines.
How ever, right after I do, I back up into my dads car putting a dent in it. Then a couple days after that, the exhaust pipe on my car falls off, brakes the sway bar, and stabs my rear passenger tire.
This morning I woke up because my mom's cat snuck into my room, and was pissing on my bed while I was sleeping in it.
Does the universe not want me to be a marine?
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2 RepliesPiss on the cat to assert dominance
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1 ReplyI think you heard it wrong, it's not marine, it's my ween,
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1 ReplyDon't worry, once you finish boot you'll inevitably end up purchasing a 1997 Pontiac GTO for $20000 with a 31% interest rate...
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Nope, the universe wants you to always carry a towel. The answer is also 42.
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Marine boot camp is tough. The shit you encountered is nothing.
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Sounds like it's just trying to prep you for all the shit you're going to get in basic.
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"[url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post_hoc_ergo_propter_hoc]Post hoc, ergo propter hoc[/url]" - literally, after this, therefore because of this. It is the basis for all superstition and is a logical fallacy.
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No, you're a bad driver and your cat hates you.
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4 RepliesYou are implying some sort of synchronicity here? You are asking the wrong question for the answer that you are looking for. [quote]"And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing" "And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, experiencing itself"[/quote] I will give you that question-- but the real question you should be asking yourself is; "Am I capable of being completely honest with myself." "Do I want to be a Marine?"
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If you think that's bad just wait till basic. Marines are gonna brainwash and kick your ass
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Sound like life's telling you to join. You won't have to worry about your car or even driving. You'll be to busy doing push ups. You won't have to worry about waking up to a cat pissing on you. You'll be waking up to a dude screaming at you and a 10 mile run.
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Marines are gonna kick your ass. This is life helping you prepare.
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1 Replyyou are blessed if those are your biggest problems. Have fun being a marine
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9 Replieshi dad
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Rough shit happens. Just don't let it get to your head and you'll make a great marine.
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The world is preparing you
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4 RepliesNo the universe says you suck at cars and your cat hates you.
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Join the navy
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sounds to me like your cat had a bad fur day..
