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5 RepliesHaven't had one
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1 ReplyVery subtle; I tried to make it as least feminist friendly as possible.
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2 RepliesNone existent. Literally
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5 RepliesEdited by Silent: 8/1/2016 5:45:14 AMDo brooms dressed like people count? Ha, I'm kidding. [spoiler]As if a broom would have that low of standards.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI farted and it felt great
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8 RepliesI don't want to talk about it, but mine was great. However, the girl I kissed ended up cheating on me.
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4 RepliesI'm not one to elaborate, so ask your mother.
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5 RepliesIt was in the back of a car with a guy I met online. #classy
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Idk, hasn't happened yet
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1 ReplyEdited by SCI 22: 8/4/2016 6:23:13 PMAwkward I missed Got half my lips on their lips and half on their face lol
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1 ReplyNot yet. ;-;
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2 RepliesNever had one. Most people never had feelings for me and as such just used me for sex. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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1 ReplyIt was suuuuuper awkward, the both of us had no clue wtf we were supposed to do and the way we describe our first is that we simply "touched face" for like 8 seconds. Though the next day (having done our homework) we kissed again and it was -blam!-ing awesome. The both of us basically consider that our firsts
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28 RepliesEdited by Racebum: 8/2/2016 2:05:39 AMmine was a bragging experience at first. hottest girl in our class. started hanging out with her when i was late in year 13. by 14 when we get to HS we were messing around one night. she wants to have sex. like a jackass i say maybe we should wait i really like you and don't want to see anything change. yes i realize i sounded like an emotional rainbow. two weeks later she loses it to some HS senior lesson to be learned here....if the hottest girl in school wants to have sex your pants should be on the floor asap
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4 RepliesSometime in middle school, during summer break, my girlfriend and I were talking about what we planning on doing once school started at the end of the season. She told me that her family would be moving away, so we wouldn't be able to see each other again. She said that, since we didn't have much time left to spend together, we should kiss. Being the young, naive, and curious lad I was, I wanted to know what it felt like to kiss a girl, so I agreed. We sat across from each other on my bed, by the western window which presented us a painting of a scarlet summer sunset. We leaned toward each other, both tilting our heads slightly and closing our eyes as we locked lips and tied tongues together. It was an important and memorable moment of my life, because it helped me realize that I'm gay (Didn't see that comin', did ya?). Also, she lied about moving away just so I would kiss her. Still, she wasn't bad.
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1 ReplyShe started by kissing my neck and slowly moving down my body I then immediately realised I had BBQ sauce all over me and she really liked BBQ sauce so that's why the kisses were so passionate.
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5 RepliesFirst Kiss? What kind of server is that?
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4 RepliesIt's about 10pm and I'm just [b]visiting[/b] my girlfriend's house for the night. She says we should go somewhere quiet like her room so I obediently follow. We chat for a while in dim light then we both lean in and shut our eyes and kiss for what felt like hours but only lasted seconds. I will remember that for all my life. Especially seeing as 8 years later we're still together.
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6 RepliesWell there she was sitting right in front of me and looking beautiful as ever so I finally built up the courage to go up and talk to her and as I leaned in for a kiss she scratched me and hissed at me and started to bite me. I was bleeding and she wasn't happy so she got up out of her seat and started to walk away with her tail high and I could tell she wanted me.
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5 RepliesMy childhood friend stole it I dunno wrote cuz you know memories.... [spoiler] Everyone thought we were a couple and tease us about it, our classmates, teachers, my mom (my dad didnt like him lol), strangers well you get the point. Always teaming up, always talking the most random shit or just sitting there being quiet. We always acknowledged that we were a good duo but not a couple. I moved out the country then came back in summer. First night we hanged out with friends watched movies ate all fun. Next day a Saturday everyone seemed busy so it was just me and him.... We talked about things that happend, future plans, lots of bullshit while drinking tequila at night in a front porch of an empty house we always sit at. The rest is unclear since I got drunk, summer ends so I leave. Like 3 months later he sends me a text late at night saying that the night we got drunk I came close to him gave him a hug and didnt let go then I asked "can I?" he said "not right now" but who makes rational decision when drunk? So I went for the kiss anyway and kept at it for a while, later he stopped took me home. When I woke up I vaguely remember kissing him but quickly discarded the though because I thought it was a dream. To later realize that it wasnt a dream and that I forgot but he remembers made me a little mad. [/spoiler] Short [spoiler]Got drunk with tequila kissed my best friend and I dont remember but he does. Makes me mad grrr[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesTasted like cigarettes, regret, and lost dreams. I was 16 and desperate since I've never had a gf and still a virgin. This girl came onto me and I accepted. She was also heavy, not a whale, but a bit hefty none the less. It was at the local racetrack, and we kissed. I don't remember it all to well, but the taste forever stuck with me.
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8 RepliesI watched 20-30 minutes of YouTube videos on cinema kisses and how-to kisses hours before the date. Needless to say, it was kinda awkward as hell.
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4 RepliesI was 8. Kissed a 10 year old for 3 seconds in a cellar.
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7 RepliesFalse. Women do not exist in the wild.
