God hates me.
I'm switching to hard liquor.
[spoiler]at least it will kill the bugs[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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5 RepliesI used to dislike moths until I saw one clearly injured and near death crawling towards me. They're actually pretty cute once you get past the giant red spot on their backs.
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2 RepliesI hate moths. They are the bane of my existence.
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1 ReplyA bit of extra body for the wine, no worries. You can't go wrong with a good bourbon though.
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1 ReplyThat just means you are drinking it too slow!
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1 ReplyI would say cork the bottles but since you've previously stated you'd rather drink the whole bottle, I think this is fairly pointless advice.
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Does your wine glow in the dark?
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3 RepliesGood thing that moth sexually identifies as wine. [spoiler]Also, how does moth get into the wines?[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe Mothman is sending you a message. He wants to have a romantic night with you.
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Edited by MldSqrrl: 6/23/2016 10:25:33 PMJust let the moth get wasted with you.
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Haha. I hate it when that happens 😋
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1 ReplyYour solution (I'm switching to hard liquor) could very well correct your problem. Which is quite obvious. You are simply not getting drunk fast enough (before the little buggers can get in there) to not give a sh*t.
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1 ReplyEdited by Masque of Night: 6/23/2016 7:24:54 PMAgain? Really? You must have some alcoholic moths where you live, try giving them the time and place for an AA meeting.
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2 RepliesSo how many times had this happened? Or is it one of those too many times to count ordeals?
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Why complain? It's extra protein to improve your daily gains.
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2 RepliesDoes this happen indoors or outdoors?
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2 RepliesI hate moths.
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1 ReplyThere is ANOTHER wine in my moth!!!
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1 ReplyI hope it's red.
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JEWISH SWINE
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Lol you found me.
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Maybe it's a sign!
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Hi, moth.
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Your luck is terrible lmao
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Maybe the moth likes the taste
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5 RepliesThere are citronella torches you can light that keep bugs away. Good for the backyard.
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1 ReplyJust drink straight from the bottle from now on.