You said AMA so...... [spoiler]if two vegans get into a fight is it still called beef?[/spoiler] [spoiler]why do noses run but feet smell?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if a word is misspelled in the dictionary how does anyone know?[/spoiler] [spoiler]who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?[/spoiler] [spoiler]do you think sand is called that because it's between the sea and the land?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you drop soap on the floor is the soap dirty or the floor clean?[/spoiler] [spoiler]who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you work as a security guard at a Samsung store does that make you the guardian of the Galaxy?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you get out of the shower clean then how is your towel dirty[/spoiler] [spoiler]if I hit myself and it hurts am I weak or strong [/spoiler] [spoiler]if you are waiting for the waiter then doesn't make you the waiter?[/spoiler] [spoiler]is the S or the C silent in Scent[/spoiler] [spoiler]if I try to fail and succeed then which did I do[/spoiler] [spoiler]if we can't see air do fish see water[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you crash a car on purpose is it still called an accident[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you were born deaf what language would you think in[/spoiler] [spoiler]why is bacon called that and cookies called that if we bake cookies and cook bacon[/spoiler] [spoiler]why are goods transported by ships called "cargo" and goods transported by cars called "shipments"[/spoiler] [spoiler]why are "apartments" called that if they're stuck together[/spoiler] [spoiler]if a smurf starts choking what color does it turn[/spoiler] [spoiler]why is there Braille on the drive through ATM[/spoiler] [spoiler]What is the speed of dark?[/spoiler] [spoiler]why is it called a "building" if it's already been built?[/spoiler] [spoiler]why do people park in a driveway but drive in a parkway[/spoiler] [spoiler]why is the word "abbreviation" so long?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if two people on opposite sides of the world drop pieces of bread, is the world a sandwich?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if an illegal immigrant fights a child molester, is it called alien vs predator?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you illegally download a movie in Jamaica are you now a pirate of the carribean[/spoiler] [spoiler]if a man travels back in time and gives himself a handjob, is it gay or masturbation?[/spoiler] [spoiler]can you pay a time traveler by the hour?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you spill cleaning product, then did you make a mess?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if the devil punishes bad people then doesn't that make him a good person?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if nothing sticks to Teflon then how did they get it to stick to the pan?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if the pen is mightier than the sword then why do actions speak louder than words?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if time is money, then are ATMs time machines?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if a turtle looses its shell, is it naked or homeless?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you don't pay a prostitute, is it -blam!- or theft?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if the opposite of pro is con, then is the opposite of progress congress[/spoiler] [spoiler]is there another word for synonym?[/spoiler] [spoiler]wouldnt it be ironic to die in the living room?[/spoiler] [spoiler]does the person in an FPS game blink only when you do?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if women are never wrong, then what happens if two women get in a fight?[/spoiler] [spoiler]how did the people who made the first clock know what time it was[/spoiler] [spoiler]without using the word "water", what exactly does water taste like?[/spoiler] [spoiler]why is the pizza box square if the pizza is a circle and a slice is a triangle[/spoiler] [spoiler]if money is the root of all evil then why do they ask for it in church[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you clean a vacuum cleaner then doesn't that make you the vacuum cleaner[/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler]