-Be me 20 y/o me -goin 2 teh hotties house -Is feeln gud -she home alone -she say she so honeie -we start teh tongue action -lick lick -she takes me pants off -mr doodle is super sayne 4 -she make out wit mr doodle -lick lick -mr doodle is super sayne god -I feel tingly -splosion time? -tingly is in stomach -no more feeln gud -oh no -Oh No! -lunch comes up troo face hole -tomato sammich chunks on shes face -she not happeh! -I is sic now -teh end