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Edited by Baddog7189:
10/23/2015 12:39:25 PM
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You are a Ghost and you wake up and see your guardian for the first time. What do you say to him?
Hi. I just wanted to create this just to get a good laugh at what people say!
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Edit 2: Holy crap! This is insane so many replies! These are so funny!
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Edit 4:Jeez 250+ responses you guys are awesome!!! Really good stuff!
Edit 5: Broke 500! Holy cow! This is amazing! You guys this is really freaking funny!
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#Destiny
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Edited by SithSpawn14: 10/23/2015 4:39:14 PMHang on a sec, gotta open this door. [spoiler]Almost there[/spoiler] [spoiler]Sorry this is taking so long, almost done[/spoiler] [spoiler]Just about got it.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Ok got -Guardian down- Ugh now I have to start all over. Git Gud Scrub[/spoiler]
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My god, your skeleton didn't leave any hints that this would be how ugly you looked alive
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If you honestly think that I'm gonna revive you every time you blow up your sparrow then you got another thing coming.
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Hey you wake up. Look at this place, what did you do to those people?
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Before I found you I thought all the other ghosts met their guardians, and I thought I would never find you. And then I did. McDonalds? Not the first place I looked. [b]Hey ok-[/b] I searched the Ishtar County Prison, Cayde-6's private stash, the c- [b]Hey don't stoop down that low. Guardians are peopl-[/b] ...The Vestian Pub, and then finally... [b]Oh brother here we go,[/b] McDonalds. [b]Thanks I deserved that.[/b] Your welcome, now let's get you out of that ugly janitor's getup- [b]Ghost.[/b] Uh huh? [b]Shut u-[/b] Oh! Just receiving intel. Oh great! The Tower needs a new wench maid, you'd be perfect! Umm Guardian? Eyes up guard- Oh he's dead. Oh well. Ooh! Another guardian. Guardian? Guardian? Eyes up Guardian. [b]Whoah cool a ghost! How did you find me?[/b] Before I found you I thought all the other ghosts met their guardians, and I thought I would never find you. And then I did. Alcoholics Anonymous? Not the first place I looked. [b]Oh goodness...[/b]
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Hmm netflix and chill????
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Who the -blam!- are you?
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"...please tell me this is hell."
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Scrub why are you using striker this nightfall got no arc burn
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Damn RNG
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Don't let your dreams just be dreams.
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My guardian: [b]wake me up![/b] Me while spinning my back axis:[i] Wake me up inside[/i]
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*scene* Ghost: I finally found you! "What are you? Where am I?" Ghost: I'm your ghost "My what?" Ghost: "Your ghost. You were dead. I brought you back to life" "I was dead!?" Ghost: "Yes probably for centuries" *looks around* wtf happened here? Ghost:"The collapse. After years of successful space travel known as the golden age, things fell apart. The darkness along with alien foes forced humanity back to one city" "Wow. Wait... How am I alive again? Ghost: space magic "ok. Sure. Makes sense. Why me?" Ghost: you will be able to weld light "Light?" Ghost: "yes, it's an energy guardian can weaponize through void, solar, or arc abilities" "So am I a guardian?" Ghost: "that is up to you" "What do guardians do?" Ghost: "protect the city from the darkness" "Well I guess I don't have anything better to do." Ghost: "Great. Let's get moving then" *end scene*
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I just tea bagged you 500 times
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"Wait, why do i sound like a clichéd voice actor instead of Tryion Lannister? Also wheres my dick?"
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Well be-bop-a-lula she's my baby, Be-bop-a-lula I don't mean maybe. Be-bop-a-lula she's my baby Be-bop-a-lula I don't mean maybe Be-bop-a-lula she's my baby doll, My baby doll, my baby doll Well she's the girl in the red blue jeans. She's the queen of all the teens. She's the one that I know She's the one that loves me so. Say be-bop-a-lula she's my baby, Be-bop-a-lula I don't mean maybe. Be-bop-a-lula she's my baby doll My baby doll, my baby doll Let's rock! Well now she's the one that's got that beat. She's the one with the flyin' feet. She's the one that walks around the store. She's the one that gets more more more. Be-bop-a-lula she's my baby, Be-bop-a-lula I don't mean maybe. Be-bop-a-lula she's my baby doll My baby doll, my baby doll Let's rock again, now! Well be-bop-a-lula she's my baby, Be-bop-a-lula I don't mean maybe. Be-bop-a-lula she's my baby Be-bop-a-lula I don't mean maybe Be-bop-a-lula she's my baby doll, My baby doll, my baby doll.
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Hello I would like to talk to you about the one true religion...
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1 ReplyTake out your wallet. Hand it here. Slowly! Hand it to me. Ok here. Now you take these. [b]Wh. What is this?[/b] It's a dance move. [b]But I don't want a dance move[/b] Sorry, no refunds.
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"Well, shit. That was easy. I heard some other Ghost spent centuries finding their Guardian but -blam!-ing A, mang! You were right here!"
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Yo man, you're gonna die ALOT and I'm just gonna sit there and resurrect you. Also, don't let the hive get me, that wouldn't be fun for either of us. Oh and don't forget, we aren't legend, someone else is gonna get that before us
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1 Reply"Alright guardian, first things first we must exterminate the darkness" "..." Guardian: "I'll need a weapon first." "Wut m8 u dnt need bullets you scrub. GIT GUD er GIT #shrekt"
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Get in the van...
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Maybe I'd actually explain something. I swear during that -blam!-ing cut scene. "Have you heard of the back garden?" "We've heard the legends." Me: WTF GHOST NO WE HAVENT SHUT YOUR -blam!-ING EYE HOLE LITTLE LIGHT-LOOKIN HEADASS
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-blam!- you're ugly. The hell did I do to deserve this?
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2 Replies"Guardian? Let's get to bashing butts!" [spoiler]"As well as these nutz."[/spoiler]
