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Edited by Baddog7189:
10/23/2015 12:39:25 PM
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You are a Ghost and you wake up and see your guardian for the first time. What do you say to him?
Hi. I just wanted to create this just to get a good laugh at what people say!
Wow a lot of replies! This is great!!! You guys are hilarious
Edit 2: Holy crap! This is insane so many replies! These are so funny!
Edit 3: Omg I wasn't expecting this many replies!!!! These are really flipping funny
Edit 4:Jeez 250+ responses you guys are awesome!!! Really good stuff!
Edit 5: Broke 500! Holy cow! This is amazing! You guys this is really freaking funny!
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#Destiny
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3 RepliesIs this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
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"Chili dogs and jalapeño poppers are [i]no[/i] longer a thing."
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ayy man you missed so much pussy lmaoo
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Edited by Firmly Grasp It: 11/2/2015 4:28:44 AM-"lol wake up fagt" -"dis foo gon save da earf?" -"dammit he's a Hunter..." [spoiler]^or Warlock or Titan...whichever class you like the least[/spoiler] -"...fuçk"
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https://youtu.be/b8bcykqTC4Q
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Hello Guardian, here's a gun, shoot some things
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Let's blaze
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We're no strangers to love...
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I've been there, I think I know what guardians want to hear.... "Bathroom's over there."
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"Hi... im your tactical door opener"!
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1 ReplyOr, alternatively; "My name is Ghost, and you will fear MY LAZOR FACE!" -Guardian down- "Oh shît."
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2 Replies*long burp* We gotta go Morty, come-come on Morty real important science Morty come on.
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U r f[u]u[/u]cked up m8 lol fgt cmon
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1 ReplyEyes up gaurdian "10 more minutes" You've been dead a long time. "Can I at least wake n bake" Your going to see a lot you propably won't understand "Can I fap first" (Roar in background) That's the fallen closing in, we've got to move "Hey little robot, you got any beer?" Why aren't you running "Why is it 6 and I'm not drunk yet" They're going to kill you "Whatever, SIRI directions to nearest bar" Who's SIRI? "Don't you back talk me, just take me to the booze SIRI"(fallen start running over ridgeline) I think you should run now "WHAT THE -BLAM-" I told you the fallen were coming "THEY HAVE GUNS SIRI. YOU DIDN'T SAY THEY HAVE GUNS. GET ME OUTA HERE" let's go inside that huge wall, we can avoid them inside. "HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A HORROR MOVIE SIRI. THAT'S HOW IT STARTS" Shut up and get inside "FINE SIRI, WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY" good, and my names not SIRI, I'm a ghost, your ghost actually, hey there's a rifle there, you can use that to fight the fallen "Why thank you ghost, I almost didn't see that rifle sitting right in front of me." You're welcome, at the next opportunity, make a U-Turn. "I -BLAMMING- KNEW IT WAS YOU SIRI"*Shoots ghost* The End TL; DR who the hell wakes up from death and just starts shooting the first aliens they see just because a little robot told them too.
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You -blam!- with future? He says no. He's going back to sleep.
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Ghost "Eyes up guardian ... Oh wait you're a warlock ... Ummmm nevermind go back to sleep"
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Did it hurt when you broke through the earth's crust ascending from hell?
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....THE STATE OF YOU!!!
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1 ReplyPretty sure Guardians wake up to see their ghost not the other way around.
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*from the perspective of the guardian* "... idding me? I mean I've been looking for a reaaalllly long time and I said at this point if take anything, but was this really the best I could fi- oh shit you came to faster than I expected. How ya doin. You didn't hear much of that right?"
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You have been raised from the dead hundreds of years after you died to fight off alien empires and waves of space pirates for the years to come and for almost no reason other than self defense against people that need the mysterious orb's help even though you have little to no experience. Ready?
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hi im a ghost & your ugly so by
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HR I D B RK X HNE HC DEE H D H ........ DAFUQ ARE YOU?! WHAA....? WHERE AM I?! WHY DO I SOUND ROBOTIC?! WHO ARE YOU?! IS THIS REAL LIFE?!
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*ghost pulls out a gun and shoots him and then revives him and repeats*
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Edited by SithSpawn14: 10/23/2015 4:39:14 PMHang on a sec, gotta open this door. [spoiler]Almost there[/spoiler] [spoiler]Sorry this is taking so long, almost done[/spoiler] [spoiler]Just about got it.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Ok got -Guardian down- Ugh now I have to start all over. Git Gud Scrub[/spoiler]
