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10/15/2015 8:55:51 PM
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If a girl punched you in the face...
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68 RepliesIf she wants equal rights she gonna get equal lefts too
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6 Replies>be 10 >playing Pokemon on shitter before school >bus comes outside >I still haven't wiped >mom yells I have to go >have horrible poison ivy on crotch >pour a bunch of cream on penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >girl I like sits next to me >asks me if I've ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >she starts whispering in my ear >I start sweating >I look down >the cream is seeping through my jeans, Making me look like I cummed >she notices >I notice >I open my Fannie pack to grab some Kleenexes >my spaghetti falls out all over >I start sweating more >realize I forgot to wipe my ass >whole entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti >bus gets to school >try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >it's penis inspection day >my name is Alan aardvark >I have to go first >nurse demands for me to take off my pants >I rufuse >she wrestles me down, and gets a microscope real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile scream on top of my lungs >she unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out >she pukes on my dick >gets expelled
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Closed fist I'd probably just laugh it off but an open hand slap is another matter entirely.
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YOU WANT EQUALITY? YOU GONNA GET IT
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depends on what she looks like
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Im all for not hitting a lady, but you hit me for no reason, expect an open palm.
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Yesh they want to be equal huh,.... It all starts and ends somewhere
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I don't fight unless my life is in danger. If it is, I'm stabbing a bitch.
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right in the nose
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1 punch no, 2 punch KO to the floor
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I got it in my head to kick out a knee if I can. So maybe that.
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I would fhritp
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I'd try to block it and restrain her first but if I couldn't do that for whatever reason then yes I would use self defense.
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Depends on the reason
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I would not hit a lady, however the instant a female uses violence without just cause I no longer see them as a "lady"
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Unless its someone I like or somebody I hate... here's a list Bitch: Automaticly hit Random girl who hit: 3 hits Girl I like: 5 punches I don't normally hit gals but if it get too far I will ;)
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Only if she hit me more than 3 times.
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6 RepliesNo. I was raised in Texas as a "southern gentlemen" and I would not strike a girl.
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I'll give her the old John CENA treatment or RKO out of nowhere.
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Depends like if a random person on street came up to you and hit you then yes I'd hit her back
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I'd kick her lady nuts
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I need to know why she punched me in the face.
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Gender equality
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Why did she punch me in the first place?
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No but her ass would definitely get restrained
