I like to snipe in pvp. My last 4 matches, people were using the umpire emote to quickly dodge my shots. Wtf? It seriously needs to be slowed down.
Edit: I see this was too subtle for 90% of the community. Those who picked up on the satire, congratulations. Those that took this seriously and hurled insults, thank you as well. My workday went by quicker than usual.
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Was going to mute, but am too entertained.
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Oh man this post is funny like I get whst you did there for those that don't look at the other nerf forums
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Please, please, please tell me this is a joke. I really want to believe this is a joke. But I'm horribly afraid it isn't.
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This is quite honestly the dumbest thing I've read all day. And that's after watching sappy commentary on the already stupid debates. The emote may let you dodge if you were to time it correctly, but it also makes you a stationary target for about 1 second while you cancel it to move again. The time that it takes to perform and then break the animation when getting shot at is more than enough time to fire a follow up shot to end the guardian's existence.
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Idk why I think this is so -blam!-ing hilarious!
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1 ReplyI love how everybody who comments can't take a joke.
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Wow. This is hysterical!
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B8 right?
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This isn't real guys don't worry.
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Aaaand it's pay to win
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I pulled a Neo move earlier with the Sorrow emote. Best rocket dodge ever
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This is where you use the Cheer emote...
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That's insanely clever. I say they keep it in
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14 RepliesLmfao nerfing emotes holy shit are you serious
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I hope u just forgot the #satire
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eh I'll give this bait a 5/8
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B8 bit
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Oh my -blam!-ing god i am dieing right now
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Crucible babies really will cry about anything.
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Edited by Walshie Nightly : 10/14/2015 4:44:00 AMLol that's hilarious can't believe your complaining about that.
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That's....awesome.
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-blam!-ing hilarious.
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Who ever thought to use the emote as a strategy in pvp I applaud you. That is some straight genius stuff.
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Looks like they were safe afterall.
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Lol you say this but did you know that slow clapping and the Charleston cause tracking rockets to miss? Theres a reason they're legendary
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My god the stupidity is real.