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Edited by ERWIN:
10/6/2015 7:25:29 PM
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Tell me a destiny themed joke and I'll give you a cookie
Joke away
Edit: COOKIES FOR EVERYONE[spoiler]except for the terrible ones[/spoiler]
Edit2; The_Drag00n_King said thank you......praise him
English
#Destiny
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Why does the tomb ship in Kings Fall kill you? You trespassed in a private filming area for the new PSA - Don't drink and hive. [spoiler]sue me[/spoiler]
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[b]kills Crota, is hoping for Icebreaker, gets 10th Word of Crota[/b] *says to fireteam* "All these Words but I still can't Break the Ice" [b]Hilarity ensues[/b]
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Shax-" do you like it better when lord Saladin oversees these matches do you think I care ?" Me- "yea he gives me cookies every time I visit him"
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1 ReplyAmericans are cabal. "800 pounds and highly militarized" [spoiler]BEST FAKKING JOKE EVAR BITCHES!!!! GIVE ME ALL TEH COOKIES!!![/spoiler]
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JUST FOUND NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!! I don't have time to explain why I dont have time to explain how to get it.
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1 ReplyMy K/D!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I forgot the rest, WWWIIIIIIIPPPPPPEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was going to tell a joke, but all the good ones Archon. [spoiler]GET IT?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWe're listening. - DeeJ
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Yo mommas so fat when my ghost scanned her crack it found the entire hive fortress.
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1 ReplyUmmmm I never gave you the right to give out cookies.
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2 RepliesDamn it, all the Oryx jokes are [i]taken[/i] [spoiler]YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/spoiler]
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I would tell you a joke about Sleeper Simulant, but you probably wouldn't get it.
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Your momma is so ugly not even oryx would take her.
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I'd tell a good vex joke but I ain't got the cabals to do it :)
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I could tell you...
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1 ReplyA Titan says to a hunter do you even lift.
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1 ReplyYour moma is so dumb when she saw crota kneeling she thought he was proposing.
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2 RepliesSafe vex prevents harpies
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3 Replies[b]YOUR MOM IS SO UGLY EVEN ORYX WOULDN'T TAKE HER LOL[/b]
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1 ReplyI would tell you a ghallarhorn joke, but you won't get it
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Oh I've got a lot of em for ya. That guardian so ugly, it burned the gorgon's gaze. That guardian's so fat, it consumed the darkness. What do you get when you mix salt and water. Same thing you get when xur sold Gjallarhorn. How many titans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don't know, they got panicked and supered it(I run a titan.) What's every basketball player's favorite shoe. Air Gorgon's. What to know why eris was the only one to climb back out? Because she used everyone else as a ladder. Nokris, brother of Crota. Brota? What's Oryx's most hated novel? The giver. Too much I gotta stop.
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Yo mama so fat that when she entered to crucible, Lord Shaxx said "Your crushing them!"
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1 ReplyWhy should you never ask ghosts for glimmer? [spoiler]They're always a little light.[/spoiler]
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Hunters... Best joke yet.
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2 Replies[quote]Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with bungie on Earth, so let's get to taking out their command one by one. Tess Everis. From what I can gather she commands the micro transactions from an imperial kiosk, just inside the Tower. She's well protected, but with the right team we can punch her nose, take this beast out and break their grip on our money.[/quote]
