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Edited by ShadowAnarchist: 7/29/2015 8:27:20 AM
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What runs through a male's mind?

So men, share a thought or two or more of what runs through your mind on a day to day basis. Since this is a Feminist dominated forum, *sips on mtn dew, this should be interesting. o_o Girls- this may get a little too badass, maybe. My thought at the moment: "Let's make a parody of the other thread on this forum after they created their thread. Come at me bro!" >:) Thought earlier: "Yes, I have another parody thread to make! Oh good lord I'm still good at making these! Whew! I'm so fukin cool!"

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  • I often think of nothing. Or sometimes I sit and ask myself why I am alive, and contemplate how all pleasure is temporary and useless, and happiness is an illusion. [spoiler]then I come on here[/spoiler]

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    • bump

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      • Who would I kill first out of all these people?[spoiler]true story[/spoiler]

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        • I like ass I'l never get ass I like tits I'l never get tits I can soooo get ripped I'l never get ripped How about i just keep playing video games? I can play video games Im awsome at video games I'l never get anywhere in life from all this gaming LETS PLAY VIDEO GAMES

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          • I usually think of sports sneakers because I'm a sneaker head, bikes because I love to bmx, basketball because I'm a baller, girls because I like girls a lot, and when I'm home just chilling then sometimes video games but not much. I play video games but I'm not an intense gamer

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          • the level of retardation in my school is too damn high!

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          • Edited by Thejuicemann: 10/24/2015 3:23:34 PM
            *Can't wait to play football later. *I hope the comic shop hasn't sold out on the latest solicitations. *I'm hungry. *I need to take a leak before my balls explode. Those have been my thoughts so far just woke up.

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          • Edited by shawnh1104: 10/24/2015 3:12:22 PM
            Dang that customer is fine Wish i could hit on customers and get paid for it. Why cant i have a job where i can hit on all the fine customers. Why is firting with customers frowned upon. Companies are dumb people want to get hit on and their dissapointed when they're not.

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          • Edited by Ashikon: 10/19/2015 11:02:03 PM
            Muh nams Jeuff

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          • Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex Sex God my job is boring Sex Sex Sex Food Sex Sex Sex Sex Food Sex Sex Sex Sex Sleep time Sex Zzzzz FOOD

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            • Grad school or no grad school...

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            • "If there are two doors, why do we all try to go through the same one!!!"

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            • "You should be euthanized. How did you make it to adulthood if you can't even function?" "If women would stop wearing make up, there would be a lot less ugly people in the world." "People like you make me racist." Those are just some things.

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              • Edited by Rojoemption: 10/19/2015 4:38:10 PM
                -*wakes up* -what day is it? -(not Saturday) ughhhh -*gets dressed for school -I always look the same •isn't that the idea? -shut up •no u -sigh -do I really need breakfast? •mom will get mad otherwise -I don't really wanna eat though •just grab a Poptart or some kind of meat -fine -*eats* -now I just feel sick •oh well -sigh -*going to school vroom vroom* -*arrives at school* -well this place is alright I guess •what classes do we have again? -oh... Idk •you had one job -stfu I'll just ask someone about the block schedule •you talk to people? Kek -whatever I'll figure it out •oh hey, I can ask her she's cool -ok, what do I say? •Pshh, idk that's your part -it's our part •just figure it out -this is a team effort, fgt •fine, how about hi? -nah, too predictable •seriously? You just need to ask a question -how about hey? •sure, whatever -I'll go with hey •go get em tiger -*goes fairly well* -cool I have literature next •Kek, you hate that class -I hate all my classes •just pay enough attention to get an A -fine -*sit through classes until lunch comes* -cool, food time •where do we sit? -haven't figured that out yet •well get to it -why am I the only who does things? •this is a team effort -stfu •just sit down -fine -*sits down for food time* -ugh, these people are idiots •just eat and ignore them -k *eats food nomnomnomnom* -yay more classes •where is that class again? -come on, this is an all time low even for you •meh just get to class -we had a test today? •oh yeah... -fine it's all fine •how did we even pass this? Let alone an A-? -idk we got lucky •we won't do this next time, right? -totally -time to go home -bleh, dad's gonna be late •how long we waiting? -like an hour •fine let's just do homework -yay, productivity -maybe we should talk to that girl from earlier? •is she even around still? -idk, wanna go look? •we've got nothing better to do -k ~hi guys -what do you want? •oh yeah I forgot about him ~we gonna play games now? -sorry man we can't •yeah, we're gonna go fail at talking to some girl ~grills are lame, fgt master race -shut up ~no u •sigh -I guess that girl's gone •oh well ~games? •stfu -hold on dads calling •what'd he say? -he's 5 minutes away •cool -weren't we gonna do homework? •lolwut? -sigh -cool, we're finally home •so it's like 5:00? -guess so •we have homework, huh? -yup •do we really wanna do that? -yeah we really should •k -*homework completing* -cool, we're done ~games? •whatever let's play games ~*xX420topkekayylmaoshrekislovesmokeabluntfgtXx -oh, it's 9:00 and we haven't eaten •true, do we really need to eat? -maybe, idk •well if we don't eat tonight we'll finally be hungry for breakfast tomorrow! -great idea! -no food for tonight •cool ~games? -one more couldn't hurt •I suppose not -cool, more games ~MlGhAxXxXy33tl33tstr33tm34tmemumscar -guess it's time for bed •goodnight I guess -goodnight ~games? [spoiler]I left out things like using the bathroom, showering, brushing my teeth, and other hygienic stuff that I may have missed simply because my thought process is pretty bland at those times.[/spoiler]

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                • Being a teenager sucks Oh look a girl -_-

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                • Murder.

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                • Stuff and thangs

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                • Boobs.

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                • Hi Bye Rinse and repeat

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                • "I'm kinda like a ninja. Wonder if I can run up walls?.." *tries* *breaks my friend's shed* "well shit, guess I'm not a ninja."

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                • Beer Sports Sex Sleep Work

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                • Long legs and beer

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                • Boobs

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                • A bullet.

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                • >implying anything goes through our heads

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                • Human extermination Killing Beer

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