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Edited by KINGxAlmighty:
3/19/2015 6:10:42 PM
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Things sword bearers hate to hear
What do you sword guys hate to hear from your team at Crota
*noob dies*
Me: how'd you die?
Noob: I went to grab chalice but it wasn't there
Me:BRUH
All these comments are so true
English
#Destiny
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1 ReplyFriend 1: Crota jumped down!!! Me: I know... he's currently bending me over and giving me the business Friend 2: Did you lube up? Me: nope... biting the pillow Me: Shoot rockets Female friend: Sweet. Downed his bitch ass Random squeaker: Who invited a girl in here? They can't pl- "A player has left your fireteam" Me: Shoot Random: don't shoot, im not ready Nobody shoots. Kick him. Everyone remains silent. Friend 1: dick move Kicked Everyone else in party: lulz ensue Me: rockets. Down crota Me: ok... shoot Crota doesn't go down, bubble and run Me: who didn't shoot? Female friend: Sorry. Girlfriend was going down on me Long silence Me: I approve
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I grabbed the sword, turned invisible, said "burn him" with all the hatred a guardian can feel. I jump up to begin my revenge for the moon falling. "This is for every single guardian who fell, for every dead ghost, for every child who looks to the moon with fear. This is what your father Oryx has coming should my fire team ever find Him." [spoiler]i stand there invisible only to have one member of my team unload 1 magazine of necrochasm, and that's it[/spoiler] "I said not burn him! Not queef in his direction!" Crota turns, smiles, and smashes.
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"Lightwork you're gonna switch to a Hunter, right?"
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"It's ok I've got dragons breathe!!!"
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Me: take him down Friend: I FORGOT TO RELOAD MY ROCKET!!!! *guardian down*
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So last night I am bored and looking for a hard Crota cp to run sword on. I come across a post in one of the groups on the forum that reads "at hard Crota cp. Need hunter sword bearer". I think what the hell I will message him even though I am on my warlock. This is the dialogue: Me- "I will run sword on my warlock before ogres come out" Him: "really?" Me: yeah really. Three downs, just do as I say and we will get it done first shot *some time passes and I message after 10 minutes* Me: guess not Him: sorry bro got a full team. This guy is about to leave if we dont get it and I will invite then *10 minutes later* You have been invited to a party/game I proceed to join and start calling the shots. Despite the first impression, the fireteam leader flat out tells everyone the sword bearer is the boss. I tell them to just fire rockets and keep me safe from boomers when I say. True to my word, we kill him first go in two swords. Their reactions: "Holy shit!" "Bro we've been stuck on this checkpoint for two hours" "Well shit you just made that look easy... When are we doing hard mode lol"
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2 RepliesThis run in particular: When a group of randoms join MY FIRETEAM then proceed to tell me they would prefer if the other guy, who was a hunter, would run the sword. Flat out told him no, I am running sword on my titan. Proceeded to two sword him second attempt, first time one of his buddies died and caused a wipe.
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3 RepliesDeez nuts
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31 RepliesI get invited to a game at Crota from a person on my FL... not really friend, just someone I raided with once who added me. He messages me asking to join to run sword for them. I join and here's how it went: RANDOM SQUEAKER: Who's running sword? ME: "me" RANDOM SQUEAKER: "Oh man, we need a guy to run sword" ME: ORBIT - activity incomplete Here's some more gems I've heard RANDOM: * guardian down* "damn, I honestly thought the girl was going to be the first one to die" or this: "damn, you're good.... for a girl" It's a good think the BLOCK list has no limit because the number of ignorant douchebags out there seems limitless... /smh
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I hate hearing "heavy cool down 1:30" from more then 2 people
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Things the other five hate to hear: Me: (running sword, still highly inexperienced, accidentally leaving gunslinger equipped) alright, how many swings? Other group: (checks my armor, sees mistake larger than Asia) "............." [i]You have been removed from the fireteam[/i]
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1 Reply"Shoot Crota!"
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I don't have any heavy ammo synths I only fired one rocket I'll run sword, I'm a Hunter and you're a Titan/Warlock Swordbearer's hiding on the right/left
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Kid today " iv got 2 ghjallarhorns" Me: sweet you down crota. i hit him (Were at crota) Me: put your ghorn on. Kid: its on my other character. Me: do you have 1? Kid: yes i do Me: use your phone and transfer it. (Kid switches to truth) and tells me he though it was a ghjallarhorn lmao. Me: ill invite a friend (Later) crota dies he gets a ghorn and starts screaming. And i just laugh.
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Hey i dont have heavy synths... Me: gtfo
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Me: what are you guys using to take down Croats shield? Others: "I'm using the ice breaker" or "I got corrective measure"
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(me): now take him down. (Rockets fire I jump in to hit.) Friend:.......he is not down. (Guardian down) Me: well gg guys see you after oversoul.
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1 ReplySwords down so I go a pop a bubble look and see its still there and nobody's moving so I jump down and pick it up then one of them yells DOWN CROTA I'm not even near the rock yet so I jump up and get 1 hit in before he stands up and smashes me. same guy then yells at me for how bad I am at sword
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As you're grabbing sword: 'Hold on let me pop a heavy synth'
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1 ReplyWhat a I hate to SEE and HEAR. Me-"ok take him down" *see 5 rockets miss crota* Me-"do you guys have tracking?" Them-"no...."
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I hate to hear other people call out when to shoot
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"I don't have any heavy synths"
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3 RepliesThe sound if someone firing hard light at Crota when you call for damage.
