....you might want to tell your kiddos to make their homes further back from my house.
Every morning I grab some coffee and my Bible and I go out on my back patio for some quiet time to read and wake up. This morning I opened my back door and walked through it as I have many times before, but this time I was met with a web that I was tall enough to catch full in the face.
So after what would have seemed like a full on epileptic seizure to any would be witnesses, and then another quick shower, I wanted to say thanks for the soldiers to fight against the insect invasion here in north Texas, but I’m going to need them to relocate off my back patio.
Good morning Offtopic!
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My computer has some tiny black ants coming out of it, my whole room is icky
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3 RepliesBe nice, they're doing their best :(
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1 ReplyBump for personal time with God
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I concur. I was reading my cat magazine (yes I am a loser), and a spider crawled out from another page and onto the page I was on. I flipped out and threw the magazine across my room, which led to my cat walking in with that concerned look on his eyes.
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I swear, those arachnid hooligans get bolder with each minute that passes by!
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Lol, every time I see that gif it reminds that I haven’t watched Almost Heroes in too long!
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1 ReplyThose ants took away my horny toads. Spiders kill them!!!!!!
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Good Morning Vietnam
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4 RepliesPlease! I was feeding my parrots in the backyard and I look up at the corner of a wall to see [b]ten[/b], count ‘em, ten spiders. TEN OF THEM! How does one get that many?!? It was like a web of spiders!
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1 ReplyI need to start doing devotions in the morning time. The problem is I’m addicted to hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock until. the. very. last. minute.
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1 ReplyMornin buddy
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