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Edited by Phantom Mare:
9/14/2016 9:27:39 PM
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I am still curious about Uranus.
I am not holding out hope that we will get a glimpse of Uranus in Rise of Iron, but questions still nag.
What races have conquered Uranus?
Are warring factions fighting over Uranus?
Has the Darkness utterly penetrated Uranus or if we probe its darkest reaches will we discover a glimmer of light?
Have any Guardians explored Uranus? If so what did they find there and did they live to tell?
Really, there are few places in the solar system more mysterious than Uranus. I hope someday the wonders of Uranus are revealed to all.
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1 ReplyI'm amazed its Uranus you are surprised by since its Jupiter that we have Grimoire Cards to but have never seen in game.
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It smells & sometimes has corn/peanuts coming out of it.
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Crotas End The Dark Below Twilight gap The Divide Vault of glASS and now Rise of Iron. Suspect? I think so.. [spoiler]next year RoI pt2 Rise of Wood[/spoiler]
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Pretty sure Bungie colonised Uranus years ago.
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Calling all gardians to raid Uranus
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Edited by ZetaScorpii: 9/15/2016 9:27:59 PMUranus was first explored by the astronaut Richard Long. He pushed for the deep exploration of Uranus despite tremendous push back by many at NASA who warned him of immanent gas explosions. Sadly, Richard would ultimately succumb to his wounds due to severe heat during re-entry to Uranus on his 5 attempt to penetrate the assmophere.
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My anus is fine. Thx for asking ;)
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1 ReplyI think there is a website that has players willing to help explore Uranus with you. Kinda like an lfg site...
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Bend over and I'll show you what it's about
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[quote]Originally called Uranus, in 2620 astronomers changed the name to it's present "Urrectum" in order to bring an end to that stupid joke once and for all.[/quote]
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Best post I've read all day. We should all be more interested in Uranus. Wonder if it would be difficult penetrate?
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You forgot the satire tag. If you didn't mean for it to be a satire piece then i am truly sorry for the comments.
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The only way to get there is to escape the penal colony, climb testes mountain then cross the tainted lands and enter buttocks valley.
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[quote]I am not holding out hope that we will get a glimpse of Uranus in Rise of Iron, but questions still nag. What races have conquered Uranus? Are warring factions fighting over Uranus? Has the Darkness utterly penetrated Uranus or if we probe its darkest reaches will we discover a glimmer of light? Have any Guardians explored Uranus? If so what did they find there and did they live to tell? Really, there are few places in the solar system more mysterious than Uranus. I hope someday the wonders of Uranus are revealed to all.[/quote] Lol
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2 RepliesWhat more is there to know. It is dark, warm and has a stink to it. Nothing else needs to be known.
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-blam!- it, I'm too childish to not crack a joke...
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1 ReplyI liked this post before I even read it due to the title alone. And then the post itself didn't disappoint.
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1 ReplyI'd like to know more about Uranus 😉
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Everyone who has been to Uranus has died due to the toxic gases being emitted there. But to be serious, I think the planet you should be talking about is Jupiter. I don't think Uranus was ever mentioned. I could be wrong though.
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You know there's gonna be only 7 planets after I destroy Uranus
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1 ReplyEdited by dougisjericho: 9/15/2016 8:09:43 PMWhere does he come from, Uranus? Get it? Uranus? He doesn't get it..... YOUR anus? [spoiler]Mad props to who can name the movie[/spoiler]
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It's a greek word. Ουρανος. It means sky.
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Stay around the rim. Gravity is stronger in the center and can suck you in.
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2 RepliesOh, the whole post is centered on pronouncing it at your anus... Not You-ray-nus. Fücking child
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Well it's pretty hairy and unbleached...
