Before the butt hurt Hush fan or the salty JMP fan come charging in majestically shirtless, hair flowing in the wind, on their white horse, let them consider what I am saying and allow them to take it with a grain of salt and an open mind.
Now, let's begin today's lesson:
JMP double X and Hush Slays both present their videos with click bait, yet, both of them have claimed not to and, if you ask them, both of them would state that they don't. But they do it without realizing it. How? Well, :
-they try to sell you on the assumption that the weapon is "godly" or "op", when in reality, it rarely is.
-both of them are using their own skill to win gunfights and not the actual weapon.
-both of them play objective based games and then ignore the objective and focus on the enemy because the enemy team is most likely distracted by the spark, the salvage relic, or the control zone, which makes them easy pickings for Hush/JMPDoubleX.
-both of them camp in a close quarters area of the map where they can funnel the enemy team and pin them down, no matter what weapon they are using
-both of them try to assert themselves as "average joes", in order to try to relate to the audience when they are really PVP gods.
-both of them entrance their audience and convince them that the weapon is an "auto-win" button because they know that if they can convince their audience that a weapon is good, then that person will tell their friends and Hush and JMP gain recognition and subscribers.
But the vast majority of the time, the average player will not be able to go unbroken with a Finala's peril or get a breaker with a longbow synthesis because well, they're average. They do not have the same skills that Hush or JMPDoubleX does.
So why are Mr Fruit and Blessious more reliable than JMPDoubleX and Hush slays are, even though they are both less skilled and experienced? Because:
-they do not use click bait terms such as "godly" or "OP" in their thumbnails and video titles.
-they present the weapon as it is and not as it could be.
-they are honest and do not cut out moments of frustration or moments of failure.
-they don't try to sell you the weapon as a Business man: they try to show you the weapon as a friend.
-they are generally more relatable to the average player and the average players vastly out weigh the godly players.
-they use Satire and are highly animated in their own videos because they do not care and are not trying to be professional, they are trying to be entertaining.
-they use the weapon on multiple game types and not just Rift.
Those are the reasons why I believe that Mr Fruit and Blessious are more educational than JMPDouble X and Hush Slays are: because they are trying to show you what the weapon is and what it does. They are not trying to sell you anything so they have more freedom of speech when talking about the weapon.
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3 RepliesI don't know who any of these guys are but I'm sure I'm better than them. [spoiler]Kappa[/spoiler] ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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1 ReplyI like watching jmpxx. He is quirky and he absolutely destroys the names of most of the items he is talking about. Ya, his titles are dramatic, meh. Don't care.
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6 RepliesThe best though is: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh wasss goin on goiys it's ya boi pee j heeere and chooday weee're goin to beer taakin a look at de chop foive.........
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Edited by JaNiMi01: 5/24/2016 2:51:20 PMJMP double Aids [spoiler]tbh[/spoiler] [spoiler]They are all annoying af[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIt's funny (and hypocritical) how some folks on here bash others for watching YouTube videos and twitch streams because they say it's a waste of time and pointless. Yet they go to a forum and voice an opinion that no one cares about.... Seems like they may be the waste of time. (To note: I don't watch streams, but I'd probably be better at the game if I did.... Maybe I should watch some).
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6 RepliesEdited by ChaosTheoryCraft: 5/23/2016 7:17:10 AMHush and Blessious are the least annoying to watch. Mr. Fruit cracks me up sometimes... When he's not trying too hard. JMP is all click bait and not worth a sub. I could really give a shit either way. I mostly watch Planet Destiny, True Vanguard, and my name is Byf. Now MorningAfterKill... That guy is annoying as hell. How he has any subscribers is beyond me. It's like listening to a 30 year old man-child after he got stoned for the 1st time in his life.
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Agreed, I just recently looked at Blessious recent video of Red Spectre and he plays relates more to the average player.
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4 RepliesWhat does everyone think to nkuch?
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1 ReplyAlthough Mr. Fruit is funny and entertaining to watch, he does get a bit annoying to watch at times. Sometimes I just want to watch some chill gameplay without a joke thrown in every 2 seconds.
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1 ReplyNo idea who these people are, I assume they are either internet famous or cartoon characters
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6 RepliesAny one recognize my motto?
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1 ReplyHush and Giggle Monster are the reason I try in school; so I don't end up like them
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Op is lettuce
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Why waste your time writing this? Nobody -blam!-ing cares. It's obvious you are on the payroll of Mr Fruit, I don't like your agenda.
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I really hate JMP... Like you said, he makes click bait titles with cringe facial expressions. Then his voice... I tried watching him but my ears couldn't take it.
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Sorry man, read the title, got the gist. ✌
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9 RepliesI do not watch any streamer because... - I have a full time job - In my free time I would rather play the game myself I know: I am such a freak. Who doesn't take his or her quality time to not only watch streamers play the game I could be playing during that time, but also give them money for playing a game I could be playing at that time! What am I, crazy?!
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3 RepliesNo clue who jmp is all I know is Fruit is annoying affffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff. Dude acts like that guy from Blues Clues. Are all of destiny youtube audience kids?
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Depends on what you are looking for. Unbiased thorough reviews I would actually recommend planet destiny before anything else.
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9 RepliesEven though I completely agree with what you're saying, Mr. Fruit isn't an average player. He has a 1,6 K/D on his Titan, which is pretty impressive considering all the challenges and goofing around he does.
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I have no idea who these people are but I'll look them up on YouTube.
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2 RepliesThe real question is, "who cares?"
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When JMP talks, I can't decide if he is having an aneurysm or just has major constipation.
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1 ReplyYou forgot: -JMP is annoying as fu(k That's all I have to say
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2 RepliesI don't watch destiny youtubers. They tickle my pickle.