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Edited by Gønzö:
5/7/2016 8:55:28 PM
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New expansion revealed in update!!
After reading this weeks update, I couldn't help myself from reading in between the lines and darn it if I didn't come across a Da Vinci code that is so amaZing it'll blow your mind. Deej spilled the beans!!
[spoiler][quote]Once we sound the alarm, get out there and punch something. Anything. A fellow Guardian in the Crucible. A Cabal Legionnaire in the sands of Mars. Your choice...
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Now on the surface this seems to be talking about the upcoming changes to melee, but what Deej is really trying to tell us is that the next upcoming expansion will be a Cabal themed expansion. Upon a closer look, lets strip away the wordy none sense and reveal what is really being said...
[spoiler][quote]A Cabal Legionnaire in the sands of Mars.
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Now this is very interesting. Lets strip away even more...
[spoiler][quote]Cabal[/quote][/spoiler]
And
[spoiler][quote]Mars.[/quote][/spoiler]
The next expansion will be centered around a Cabal invasion on Mars. Illuminati confirmed.
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Steel jet can't melt fuel beams.
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Did you know 1 cigarette can burn down a whole trailer?
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The final raid boss is a giant Phalanx with a huge shield. [spoiler]Must DPS the hole in the upper left corner! [/spoiler]
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8 RepliesDon't care for the cabal... When the hell are they bringing the queen back!?!?! I miss her so much.
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3 RepliesDestiny is in its 2nd year, it has had 3 major expansions. 23.
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7 RepliesThese buttery mother-blam!-ers will melt in your mouth *Dun dun dunnnn* Wait! What did you just say? You said: "Melts in your mouth" Quick! What else melts in your mouth? ....M&Ms! Exactly! ...and not in your hands. And who makes M&Ms? ...Mars Candy Company makes it. Yeah Yeah! ...And Mars is also... The Roman god of war! Now, who is the Greek god of war? Aries! Now, you take Mars, and spell it backwards and drop the S. What is it? What do you get? R...A...M... RAM! That's right...and Ram is the zodialogical sign for Aries. Now dig, Aries' half sister is Athena. Whoa whoa whoa, Athena...Athens. Which is the capital of Greece. As we all know...zodialogical astronomy was created by the Greeks in... 785 BC!!! ...and 785 is the area code for...Topeka. OMG! 785 is the area code for TOPEKA KANSAS! CODE KANSAS!!! Now take that, spell it backwards, drop the S. Snake doc. Snake doctor, yeah! And brothers...who is the Greek demigod of medicine who believed that snake tongues had mystical healing powers? ...Aesculapius. Of course! He had a staff with snakes intertwining all around that stick. They called it Aesculapius's Staff! It's the symbol that is used by the medical field up till this day. Now, what legend involving snakes is in both Greek and Roman mythologies? Apollo! That's right, Apollo slew the serpant at Delphi which was...a big ass snake! And what brothers, is the biggest snake in the world!? The south American anaconda! ...ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR! And what is the slogan for Anaconda Malt Liquor? Anaconda malt liquor gives you Whoooooo Gives you what? Gives you WHOOOOOOOOO And who else is famous for WHOOOOOOO? LITTLE RICHARD! Little who? LITTLE RICHARD So what they're really saying is.... ANACONDA MALT LIQUOR GIVES YOU LITTLE richard???? And what's another word for Richard? *Looks down at their crotches* WTF oh hell naw! Every time I read forum posts deducing general statements, I'm reminded of that scene. If you've seen Black Dynamite (2009) you'll understand haha.
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Steel mules can't belt jet teams.
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3 Replies[spoiler][quote]Once we sound the alarm, get out there and punch something. Anything. A fellow Guardian in the Crucible. A Cabal Legionnaire in the sands of Mars. Your choice... [/quote][/spoiler] OMG.. [spoiler][quote]Once we sound the alarm, get out there and punc[u]h[/u]something. Anything. A fellow G[u]u[/u]ardian in the Crucible. A Ca[u]b[/u]al Legionnaire in the [u]s[/u]and of Mars. Your choice... [/quote][/spoiler] Omg.. BUSH? [spoiler]bush did 666[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyNot amuse.
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What was that about fighting the lords of cinder?
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Half Life 3 confirmed! [spoiler]Oppan Gangnam Style![/spoiler]
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He is just trying to make you get sand in your boots and buttcrack. No illuminati here.... just subliminal suggestions to force you into mild discomfort for someone else's amusement. Don't play their game.
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You did not figure this out when you did the mission about the Cabal calling gone like ET?
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Illuminati confirmed
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as long as the raid gear doesn't look like shit like the oryx armor, as a cabal theme I'm ok with this and a 300 foot tall cabal empire king.
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1 ReplySomeone watched planet destiny early.
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3 RepliesDid you say Mars? Hold on a sec... M A R S Hold on... Variks is saying something... Maybe... Amsterdam... Ran... South? Wait!!! That's Mars!!! And there's a total of 4 "a"s in it, and 2"e"s Together that's 6... But 4 divided by 2 is... 2 So 6/2= 3 Triangles have 3 sides and we got the number three!!! [spoiler]Illuminate confirmed[/spoiler]
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1 Reply10/10 Op. Would read again.
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1 ReplySomething, something, Half Life 3 confirmed.
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I hate cabal fatboys whit there anoying big ass shields
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4 RepliesHopefully no more jumping puzzles i wanna shoot stuff
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1 ReplyNope, 3rd hive expansion. Because we arnt tired of them yet
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2 RepliesWtf is up with your user name are u trying to be funny or offensive
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Vex expansion Cabal D2
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Yeah, the new raid exotic is the cabal minigun.
