-
Nah Buddha
-
1 Reply[i] [/i]
-
2 RepliesDoes he love the milions of people who were slaughtered in his name?
-
Okai that's cool.[spoiler]I don't have to love back[/spoiler] [spoiler]I will scream -blam!- if he tries to get w me tho[/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyI don't know any Mexicans. but thanks whoever it is..I guess.
-
Jesus can suck my dick with cheese wiz on it
-
2 RepliesIf Jesus loves me, why am I condemned to hell unless I accept him as my savior? That's not very loving.
-
[b][/b]
-
2 RepliesSo does my imaginary friend Carl.... You don't see me praising him.
-
1 ReplyYeah, so did the Easter Bunny, but yet it turned out it was Uncle Bob.
-
It's an abusive relationship.
-
he also makes good taco's and burrito's Jesus is a pretty swell guy he also knows a lot about Mexican History just ask him
-
14 RepliesAttention Cristian's FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER loves you.
-
8 RepliesJesus is dead.
-
8 RepliesEdited by space_monkey0925: 12/27/2015 4:13:39 AMIf Jesus comes back for a second time do you really think he would want to see a bunch of crosses everywhere, he would probably be curled up in a corner suffering from post traumatic stress disorder.
-
1 ReplyHe better, I gave him a xmas bonus for the landscaping.
-
1 ReplyThen why didn't he get me a Christmas present :(
-
2 RepliesAs an agnostic Pastafarian, I do not believe Jesus's divinity can be either proven or disproven currently. However, I do believe he provides a good social and moral example that both Christians and non-Christians can follow. The same goes for the elderly couple in the Greco-Roman myth of the wild goose chase.
-
7 RepliesWhat's the difference between Jesus and a painting? [spoiler]only takes one nail to hang the painting.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Not sorry.[/spoiler]
-
Well I could use a blow job so if he would like to love me in my room in 15minutes that would be great
-
[quote]Jesus loves you[/quote]
-
[quote]Jesus loves you[/quote]
-
4 RepliesYes he does
-
2 Replies
-
Edited by toffee: 12/28/2015 2:49:33 AMGod's dead
-
THERE AINT NO GAWD BITCH [spoiler]Jk believe whatever you want.[/spoiler]