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Edited by Ninjabird00:
6/26/2016 4:35:55 AM
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I'll show you an item and you give your best sales pitch.
Make them funny and make people want to buy it.
Just comment and I'll show you your item.
Edit: Say how much you would sell your item for
You can also buy other users items and sell your items too
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#Offtopic
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5 RepliesHit me
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4 RepliesDo your worst, or best
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6 RepliesChallenge accepted
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8 RepliesPrice Ali will make the greatest sales pitch in history.
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3 RepliesI wanna fail miserably!
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2 RepliesOH BBY COME AT ME
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I want one
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1 ReplyCome at bro?!
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5 RepliesNo but I really want to do this so give me an item [spoiler]can it be from a video game like legend of Zelda [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesHere we go
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1 ReplyOk I'm ready
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2 Replies[quote]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOKGLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADYWHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE!YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILLMASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS!DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKSAND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHITAND MURDERING THEM WITH YOURENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACEAND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOUKNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUTBEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM!EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOATHAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILYFIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TOTAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OFTEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!![/quote]
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4 RepliesHey you beautiful mother fckers in #offtopic. You like hot delicious sweetness? You like having wild crazy sex? Of course you do! So try this wild harvested honey. It will make you a love making sex machine. Your girl or guy likes getting sticky dirty? You want the sex drive a fully grown wildebeest banging an entire pride? This fcking honey will do that to you and more! Just a spoonful a day will make you harder than a diamond in an ice storm. Fcking construction workers will try to use your dick as a jackhammer to break concrete. And ladies, no worries! The whole neighborhood will be using your lady driveway as a slip-n-slide. All the homies will be taking turns sliding their members in and out of your natural waterpark. This honey was harvested by some hard hitting nuggers that know exactly what is needed to keep it real in the bedroom. The bees that make this honey don't know whose kids is there's and they don't give a fck either. And neither should you! As long as you get yours who cares! So pound this honey daily. You'll be pounding out your frustrations in no time.
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2 RepliesOh bby
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4 RepliesEh, why not. Do me.
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3 RepliesTime to make some moneys
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2 RepliesDu tem shp s opn. Let me cel. [spoiler]fingers crossed he gives me the right item[/spoiler]
