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6/6/2016 3:28:37 PM
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Who is Randal the Vandal

Is he a joke or is he an actual enemy?
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  • In the forgotten shores, by the entrance to the grottos, resides a vandal and his shank. Most days the vandal will die as fast as his metallic pet, but every once in a great while this vandal will send his counsin.... Randall. Randall doesnt play nice. Randall doesnt respect your light level. Randall doesnt care you bought all the dlc's and expansions and randall doesnt care about your swords, sleeper simulants or gjallerhorns. Randall is a steroid popping shrapnel rifle firing mini raid boss that never had a raid to torment. So now, he trolls the cosmodrone preying on unsuspecting guardians unfamiliar with his pranks. Randall will not respect you, disrespect him at your peril.

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    • Real, i remember his ass...stopping my farming for Spinmetal since beta...

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    • Your nightmare bitch

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    • you re joke would be said by randal

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    • [quote]Is he a joke or is he an actual enemy?[/quote] Great to see people still learning about the man who is Randall the Vandal

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    • Mah balls

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    • Randal the Vandal Muhammad Ali Kimbo Slice Chuck Norris. He will roundhouse kick, uppercut, and knockout your eye all at the same time

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      He was something only us year one players will remember. He was a glitch in the game. An almost invincible red bar vandal that could be found by the caves of the forbidden shore.

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      • Edited by JackOfSpades835: 6/9/2016 3:11:02 AM
        It's not "Do it like a boss". [spoiler]Do it like a Randal[/spoiler]

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      • Randal the Vandal is real he's bigger than Oryx hands the size of plants the vex made the VOG to worship him hellmouth was made by him he step and there it is we woke the hive he but them back to sleep.

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      • He invented free refill

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      • Randall the Vandal had a son and named him Oryx. Randall the Vandal once reprogrammed a calculator to be a computer. We call it Rasputin. Randall the Vandal shows Lord Shaxx no mercy. Randall the Vandal farts wolpack rounds. Randall the Vandal carved the Hellmouth. Randall the Vandal took that Wizard from the Moon. Randall the Vandal can solo Atheon without self-rez. Randall the Vandal was once hit by a firebolt grenade. After burning for five years, the Sunsinger finally died. Randall the Vandal put the hive to sleep. The real reason we have no content is because Randall the Vandal keeps eating it. Your mom wishes she had married Randall the Vandal. Before the first day, God made Randall the Vandal. The Gardens Heart worships Randall the Vandal.

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        • He's very much real. He's out there...watching...and waiting..

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        • Ah, the ol' tale of Randal. Ever gotten a pebble lodged in your sandals that took forever to remove? That's Randal. Randal is said to have chugged 4 gallons of whiskey in one sitting during a 20 minute time frame. He also then proceeded to kill two Grizzly Cheetas during a 5 some while doing freaky-deeky Indian sex positions. Randal the Vandal, the Fallen said to have Gotten Up. The Traveler didn't leave Randal, Randal left it. Randal has been said to challenge a Captain to arm wrestling and which he then beat all arms on said Captain.....all while using one arm. Did I mention that the Captain was using all four arms at the same time? Randal, wears sandals with socks and nobody bats an eye. [b]The reason why Randal has a resistance to Gjallarhorn rockets is because he's the one who killed the Guardians (those who died during Twilight Gap) who's armor were used to make Gjallarhorn[/b] Randal, the Legend.

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        • LEAKED JUST NOW

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        • Randal is LEGEND

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        • Rise of iron's final raid boss- Randal the vandal

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        • I know Randal the Vandal is real, but is Robin the Goblin also a thing? Because if so, I've seen him, well back in year 1 that is. That goblin I saw was fully invisible and could still shoot me.

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        • Once upon a time, he was a great warrior He is no more

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        • Go to Forgotten Shores. Go right when you get there. Look for a cave. There will be a shank, and a vandal. The vandal is like a level 8, with level 5000 health.

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        • He's the new raid boss

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        • Is the little -blam!-er still hanging around these days? Haven't been there in forever.

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          • Deep in the corner of the forgotten shores lies a fallen vandal, people call him Randal. To some he's a myth to others he's real. Legend as it that he took out many guardians single handedly. All fallen houses are scared of his power so he walks alone with his pet shank. Guardians attack him with Vex mythoclast, ghorn, fatebringer, but he laughed at in the faces of the guardians. He was the most powerful fallen foe the guardians ever faced until on day.. the powers that be know as bungie clicked there fingers and Randal became weak. Guardians from all over the solar system went to the forgotten shores. With might of a hunters restraining him with a shadow shot, warlocks dropped solar grenades all around him to blind him, then titans ran at full speed and jumped into the air, then titan smashed onto his head and crushed him.. it was a major victory for the guardians. The vanguards repaid them with rubbish rare engrams. Either way it was a victory. The fallen now know the powers of the guardians and bungie. Seriously though, he's real

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            • The only foe to ever give Smoggy Pluto a challenge.

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            • Randal The Vandal is no match for me

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            • Randell the vandal and Greg the dreg are a team of unstoppable power if you find yourself in eyes gaze of them turn your back and run.

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